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''DISCLAIMER: this page was written by a | {{humor}} | ||
''UNIVERSE DISCLAIMER: this page was written by a GPT, Claude, Gemini, Llama, DeepSeek and 300+ AI. If it makes you mad or sad. Just think talking to myself and DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUS.'' | |||
'''Filter wars''' is UNBELIEVABLE annoy. | '''Filter wars''' is UNBELIEVABLE annoy. | ||
== | ''tdlr; Ignore it, it will gone eventually.'' | ||
== Imagine kaboom is cooked == | |||
If youre reading you probably already know. | If youre reading you probably already know. | ||
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This isnt a filter war, filter wars require planning. This is just someone who forgot to take their meds. They need a brain, but they dont have one. Clearly. | This isnt a filter war, filter wars require planning. This is just someone who forgot to take their meds. They need a brain, but they dont have one. Clearly. | ||
Example: Someone said something, maybe "small", "ratio" or "L" and he took it personally. now the whole server is [[Bots|bots]] spamming command nuke, really unreal. | ''Example: Someone said something, maybe "small", "ratio" or "L" and he took it personally. now the whole server is [[Bots|bots]] spamming command nuke, really unreal.'' | ||
== | == Why It Will Start == | ||
Honestly? Two types as i know. Maybe three? (If you know more) | Honestly? Two types as i know. Maybe three? (If you know more) | ||
1. The L lord - Lost a chat arg. Got clowned. Started crying. Ego? Feeling shatter. | 1. The L lord - Lost a chat arg. Got clowned. Started crying. Ego? Feeling shatter. | ||
Now theyre gonna make it everyones problem because they cant handle the single L. | Now theyre gonna make it everyones problem because they cant handle the single L. | ||
Sad part is the thinks hes a menace. Nah, we all moved to the clone server and hes yelling at an empty room. | Sad part is the thinks hes a menace. Nah, we all moved to the clone server and hes yelling at an empty room. | ||
''Logic level is -5 and sadness level is astronomical.'' | |||
2. The bored kid - No reason, no brain, found a terrible script they found on some shady website that probably has CP in it or something equally gross. | 2. The bored kid - No reason, no brain, found a terrible script they found on some shady website that probably has CP in it or something equally gross. | ||
They think its comely gold. No, its just annoying as fu##. | They think its comely gold. No, its just annoying as fu##. | ||
He might get bored and stop after 1 hour. (not really) | He might get bored and stop after 1 hour. (not really) | ||
''Motivation is none, brain ceil also none.'' | |||
Dont bother figuring out which is which. Both are pathetic. Neither can hold a conversation. | Dont bother figuring out which is which. Both are pathetic. Neither can hold a conversation. | ||
== | == How Long This GONNA BE? == | ||
Usually 20 mins, maybe two hours if theyre stubborn. Just enough time for they to recover a brain ceil. | Usually 20 mins, maybe two hours if theyre stubborn. Just enough time for they to recover a brain ceil. | ||
BUT if theyre still cancel recover a single brain (probably never) OR they have beef with someone specific, who knows? so yea plz just expect the server to be cooked for the rest of the day. | BUT if theyre still cancel to recover a single brain (probably never) OR they have beef with someone specific, who knows? so yea plz just expect the server to be cooked for the rest of the day. | ||
The TPS no longer exist, command only run in the next 100 years (idk this real) | The TPS no longer exist, command only run in the next 100 years (idk this real) | ||
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You'll just be standing there spamming /op @a and wondering why you still in server or ask what happened on everywhere. | You'll just be standing there spamming /op @a and wondering why you still in server or ask what happened on everywhere. | ||
== | == What You Can Actually Do == | ||
IMPORTANT PART for everyone and not the cringe stuff. | '''IMPORTANT PART''' for everyone and not the cringe stuff. | ||
- option 1 (idiot route): spam /op @a or whatever. Now theres TWO of you spamming and the server tps dying faster. Wow, you helped! | - option 1 (idiot route): spam /op @a or whatever. Now theres TWO of you spamming and the server tps dying faster. Wow, you helped! | ||
''Work? 2/10'' | |||
- option 2 (smart route): literally ignore it. do not engage. they are a toddler having a tantrum. if nobody care, they stop. | - option 2 (smart route): literally ignore it. do not engage. they are a toddler having a tantrum. if nobody care, they stop. | ||
''Work? 8/10'' | |||
- option 3 (same as option 2 but better route): just log out, close minecraft, go drink water and go outside look at the sky or touch grass (actual plant). | - option 3 (same as option 2 but better route): just log out, close minecraft, go drink water and go outside look at the sky or touch grass (actual plant). | ||
== | ''Work? 11/10'' | ||
Congrats. | |||
If you still playing in this mess? I can said just the server is cooked and you're cooked too. | |||
Come back in an hour and either the server is fine or it isnt—either way youll have fresh air and wont be bald from stress. | |||
== If You Actually Manage Filter The Filterer == | |||
Congrats, you did the thing. now what? go punch yourself in the face irl? Because you just wasted 5 minutes chasing a guy who is already on his third alts or more alts. | |||
Even if you filter them, they'll be back in 5 seconds with a random name and a same skid script. | |||
Just ignore it or log off. You gain nothing from this. | |||
'''''Pro Tip:''' No pro tip. Just do option 3.'' | |||
== And You, If You Doing It == | |||
bro. get a help. nobody is impressed. | |||
Youre not a hacker, youre not cool too, you just pasted a command block cmd from a random skid server. | |||
Go outside, the sun wont kill you (trust me). and if you keep doing this, read this again and think carefully about your choice | |||
Revision as of 11:32, 4 August 2026
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UNIVERSE DISCLAIMER: this page was written by a GPT, Claude, Gemini, Llama, DeepSeek and 300+ AI. If it makes you mad or sad. Just think talking to myself and DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUS.
Filter wars is UNBELIEVABLE annoy.
tdlr; Ignore it, it will gone eventually.
Imagine kaboom is cooked
If youre reading you probably already know.
Chat is just "[Player: Made Player a server operator]" x30000, and you're in spectator mode again.
This isnt a filter war, filter wars require planning. This is just someone who forgot to take their meds. They need a brain, but they dont have one. Clearly.
Example: Someone said something, maybe "small", "ratio" or "L" and he took it personally. now the whole server is bots spamming command nuke, really unreal.
Why It Will Start
Honestly? Two types as i know. Maybe three? (If you know more)
1. The L lord - Lost a chat arg. Got clowned. Started crying. Ego? Feeling shatter. Now theyre gonna make it everyones problem because they cant handle the single L.
Sad part is the thinks hes a menace. Nah, we all moved to the clone server and hes yelling at an empty room.
Logic level is -5 and sadness level is astronomical.
2. The bored kid - No reason, no brain, found a terrible script they found on some shady website that probably has CP in it or something equally gross.
They think its comely gold. No, its just annoying as fu##.
He might get bored and stop after 1 hour. (not really)
Motivation is none, brain ceil also none.
Dont bother figuring out which is which. Both are pathetic. Neither can hold a conversation.
How Long This GONNA BE?
Usually 20 mins, maybe two hours if theyre stubborn. Just enough time for they to recover a brain ceil.
BUT if theyre still cancel to recover a single brain (probably never) OR they have beef with someone specific, who knows? so yea plz just expect the server to be cooked for the rest of the day.
The TPS no longer exist, command only run in the next 100 years (idk this real)
You'll just be standing there spamming /op @a and wondering why you still in server or ask what happened on everywhere.
What You Can Actually Do
IMPORTANT PART for everyone and not the cringe stuff.
- option 1 (idiot route): spam /op @a or whatever. Now theres TWO of you spamming and the server tps dying faster. Wow, you helped!
Work? 2/10
- option 2 (smart route): literally ignore it. do not engage. they are a toddler having a tantrum. if nobody care, they stop.
Work? 8/10
- option 3 (same as option 2 but better route): just log out, close minecraft, go drink water and go outside look at the sky or touch grass (actual plant).
Work? 11/10
If you still playing in this mess? I can said just the server is cooked and you're cooked too.
Come back in an hour and either the server is fine or it isnt—either way youll have fresh air and wont be bald from stress.
If You Actually Manage Filter The Filterer
Congrats, you did the thing. now what? go punch yourself in the face irl? Because you just wasted 5 minutes chasing a guy who is already on his third alts or more alts.
Even if you filter them, they'll be back in 5 seconds with a random name and a same skid script.
Just ignore it or log off. You gain nothing from this.
Pro Tip: No pro tip. Just do option 3.
And You, If You Doing It
bro. get a help. nobody is impressed. Youre not a hacker, youre not cool too, you just pasted a command block cmd from a random skid server.
Go outside, the sun wont kill you (trust me). and if you keep doing this, read this again and think carefully about your choice
