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== imagine kaboom is cooked == | == imagine kaboom is cooked == | ||
If youre reading you probably already know. | |||
Chat is just "[Player: Made [[Player]] a server operator]" x30000, and | Chat is just "[Player: Made [[Player]] a server operator]" x30000, and you're in spectator mode again. | ||
This isnt a filter war, filter wars require planning. | This isnt a filter war, filter wars require planning. This is just someone who forgot to take their meds. They need a brain, but they dont have one. Clearly. | ||
Example: | Example: Someone said something, maybe "small", "ratio" or "L" and he took it personally. now the whole server is [[Bots|bots]] spamming command nuke, really unreal. | ||
== why start == | == why start == | ||
Honestly? Two types as i know. Maybe three? (If you know more) | |||
1. | 1. The L lord - Lost a chat arg. Got clowned. Started crying. Ego? Feeling shatter. | ||
Now theyre gonna make it everyones problem because they cant handle the L. | Now theyre gonna make it everyones problem because they cant handle the single L. | ||
Sad part is the thinks hes a menace. | Sad part is the thinks hes a menace. Nah, we all moved to the clone server and hes yelling at an empty room. | ||
2. The bored kid - | 2. The bored kid - No reason, no brain, found a terrible script they found on some shady website that probably has CP in it or something equally gross. | ||
They think its comely gold. No, its just annoying as fu##. | They think its comely gold. No, its just annoying as fu##. | ||
He might get bored and stop after 1 hour. (not really) | |||
Dont bother figuring out which is which. Both are pathetic. Neither can hold a conversation. | |||
== how long this GONNA BE? == | == how long this GONNA BE? == | ||
Usually 20 mins, maybe two hours if theyre stubborn. | Usually 20 mins, maybe two hours if theyre stubborn. Just enough time for they to recover a brain ceil. | ||
BUT if theyre still cancel recover a single brain (probably never) OR they have beef with someone specific, who knows? so yea plz just expect the server to be cooked for the rest of the day. | |||
The TPS no longer exist, command only run in the next 100 years (idk this real) | |||
You'll just be standing there spamming /op @a and wondering why you still in server or ask what happened on everywhere. | |||
== what you can actually do == | == what you can actually do == | ||
IMPORTANT PART | IMPORTANT PART for everyone and not the cringe stuff. | ||
- option 1 (idiot route): spam /op @a or whatever. Now theres TWO of you spamming and the server tps dying faster. Wow, you helped! | |||
- option 2 (smart route): literally ignore it. do not engage. they are a toddler having a tantrum. if nobody care, they stop. | |||
- option 3 (same as option 2 but better route): just log out, close minecraft, go drink water and go outside look at the sky or touch grass (actual plant). | |||
== if u actually manage filter the filterer == | == if u actually manage filter the filterer == | ||
Congrats. | |||
'''Pro Tip:''' No pro tip. Just do option 3. | |||
== and you, if you doing it == | |||
Get a help | |||
Revision as of 10:49, 4 August 2026
DISCLAIMER: this page was written by a machine. if it makes you mad or sad. Just think talking to myself and DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUS.
Filter wars is UNBELIEVABLE annoy.
imagine kaboom is cooked
If youre reading you probably already know.
Chat is just "[Player: Made Player a server operator]" x30000, and you're in spectator mode again.
This isnt a filter war, filter wars require planning. This is just someone who forgot to take their meds. They need a brain, but they dont have one. Clearly.
Example: Someone said something, maybe "small", "ratio" or "L" and he took it personally. now the whole server is bots spamming command nuke, really unreal.
why start
Honestly? Two types as i know. Maybe three? (If you know more)
1. The L lord - Lost a chat arg. Got clowned. Started crying. Ego? Feeling shatter. Now theyre gonna make it everyones problem because they cant handle the single L. Sad part is the thinks hes a menace. Nah, we all moved to the clone server and hes yelling at an empty room.
2. The bored kid - No reason, no brain, found a terrible script they found on some shady website that probably has CP in it or something equally gross. They think its comely gold. No, its just annoying as fu##. He might get bored and stop after 1 hour. (not really)
Dont bother figuring out which is which. Both are pathetic. Neither can hold a conversation.
how long this GONNA BE?
Usually 20 mins, maybe two hours if theyre stubborn. Just enough time for they to recover a brain ceil.
BUT if theyre still cancel recover a single brain (probably never) OR they have beef with someone specific, who knows? so yea plz just expect the server to be cooked for the rest of the day.
The TPS no longer exist, command only run in the next 100 years (idk this real)
You'll just be standing there spamming /op @a and wondering why you still in server or ask what happened on everywhere.
what you can actually do
IMPORTANT PART for everyone and not the cringe stuff.
- option 1 (idiot route): spam /op @a or whatever. Now theres TWO of you spamming and the server tps dying faster. Wow, you helped!
- option 2 (smart route): literally ignore it. do not engage. they are a toddler having a tantrum. if nobody care, they stop.
- option 3 (same as option 2 but better route): just log out, close minecraft, go drink water and go outside look at the sky or touch grass (actual plant).
if u actually manage filter the filterer
Congrats.
Pro Tip: No pro tip. Just do option 3.
and you, if you doing it
Get a help
