User:Yaode/Drafts/Filter wars

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Filter wars is UNBELIEVABLE annoy.

tdlr; Ignore it, it will gone eventually.

Imagine kaboom is cooked

If youre reading you probably already know.

Chat is just "[Player: Made Player a server operator]" x30000, and you're in spectator mode again.

This isnt a filter war, filter wars require planning. This is just someone who forgot to take their meds. They need a brain, but they dont have one, clearly.

Example: Someone said something, maybe "small", "ratio" or "L" and he took it personally. now the whole server is bots spamming command nuke, really unreal.

Why It Will Start

Honestly? Two types as i know. Maybe three? (If you know more)

1. The L lord - Lost a chat arg. Got clowned. Started crying. Ego? Feeling shatter. Now theyre gonna make it everyones problem because they cant handle the single L.

Sad part is the thinks hes a menace. Nah, we all moved to the clone server and hes yelling at an empty room.

Logic level is -5 and sadness level is astronomical.

2. The bored kid - No reason, no brain, found a terrible script they found on some shady website that probably has CP in it or something equally gross. They think its comely gold. No, its just annoying as fu##.

He might get bored and stop after 1 hour. (not really)

Motivation is none, brain ceil also none.

Dont bother figuring out which is which. Both are pathetic. Neither can hold a conversation.

How Long This GONNA BE?

Usually 20 mins, maybe two hours if theyre stubborn. Just enough time for they to recover a brain ceil.

BUT if theyre still cancel to recover a single brain (probably never) OR they have beef with someone specific, who knows? so yea plz just expect the server to be cooked for the rest of the day.

The TPS no longer exist, command only run in the next 100 years (idk this real)

You'll just be standing there spamming /op @a and wondering why you still in server or ask what happened on everywhere.

What You Can Actually Do

IMPORTANT PART for everyone and not the cringe stuff.

- option 1 (average player): spam /op @a. Now theres TWO of you spamming and the server tps dying faster. Wow, you helped!

Work? 2/10

- option 2 (Higher IQ): literally ignore it. do not engage. they are a toddler having a tantrum. if nobody care, they stop.

Work? 8/10 (Most recommend)

- option 3 (life enjoyer): just log out, close minecraft, go drink water and go outside look at the sky or touch grass (actual plant).

Work? 11/10 (and your life will be better)

- option 4 (the dumbest): Join them. Actually do it, start annoying too, make it a competition, see who can lag the server faster, its stupid and pointless.

But hey at least you get to fun while everything burns. Just know youre now part of the problem and nobody respects you anymore.

Work? -2/10. Fun? 9/10. - Cofi idea

- option 5 (the nuclear): Quit kaboom entirely, delete the server ip and left discord server, forget this place exists.

Go play singleplayer or something. Honestly? Probably the smartest move long term, but we both know youll be back tomorrow anyway.

Work? 100/10 (if you actually do it) - Cofi idea

If you still playing in this mess? I can said just the server is cooked and you're cooked too.

Come back in an hour and either the server is fine or it isnt—either way youll be fine and wont be bald from stress.

If You Actually Manage Filter The Filterer

Congrats, you did the thing. now what? go punch yourself in the face irl? Because you just wasted 5 minutes chasing a guy who is already on his third alts or more alts.

Even if you filter them, they'll be back in 5 seconds with a random name and a same skid script.

Just ignore it or log off. You gain nothing from this.

Pro Tip: No pro tip. Just do option 3.

And You, If You Doing It

bro. get a help. nobody is impressed. Youre not a hacker, youre not cool too, you just pasted a command block cmd from a random skid server.

Go outside, the sun wont kill you (trust me). and if you keep doing this, read this again and think carefully about your choice