User:Yaode/Drafts/Filter wars - Revision history

Yaode: homueicon idea for better universe disclaimer

2026-08-04T12:51:25Z

homueicon idea for better universe disclaimer

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	''UNIVERSE DISCLAIMER: this page was written by ~~a GPT~~, Claude, Gemini, ~~Llama~~, DeepSeek and 300+ AI. If it makes you mad or sad. Just think talking to myself and DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUS.''		''UNIVERSE DISCLAIMER: this page was written by ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini, Lumo, Duck.ai, DeepSeek and 300+ LLMs. If it makes you mad or sad. Just think talking to myself and DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUS.''

	'''Filter wars''' is UNBELIEVABLE annoy.		'''Filter wars''' is UNBELIEVABLE annoy.

Yaode: cofi idea option 4 and 5

2026-08-04T12:33:24Z

cofi idea option 4 and 5

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	Chat is just "[Player: Made [[Player]] a server operator]" x30000, and you're in spectator mode again.		Chat is just "[Player: Made [[Player]] a server operator]" x30000, and you're in spectator mode again.

	This isnt a filter war, filter wars require planning. This is just someone who forgot to take their meds. They need a brain, but they dont have one~~. Clearly~~.		This isnt a filter war, filter wars require planning. This is just someone who forgot to take their meds. They need a brain, but they dont have one, clearly.

	''Example: Someone said something, maybe "small", "ratio" or "L" and he took it personally. now the whole server is [[Bots\|bots]] spamming command nuke, really unreal.''		''Example: Someone said something, maybe "small", "ratio" or "L" and he took it personally. now the whole server is [[Bots\|bots]] spamming command nuke, really unreal.''
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	Now theyre gonna make it everyones problem because they cant handle the single L.		Now theyre gonna make it everyones problem because they cant handle the single L.

	Sad part is the thinks hes a menace. Nah, we all moved to the clone server and hes yelling at an empty room.		Sad part is the thinks hes a menace. Nah, we all moved to the [[Kaboom_Clones\|clone]] server and hes yelling at an empty room.

	''Logic level is -5 and sadness level is astronomical.''		''Logic level is -5 and sadness level is astronomical.''
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	'''IMPORTANT PART''' for everyone and not the cringe stuff.		'''IMPORTANT PART''' for everyone and not the cringe stuff.

	- option 1 (~~idiot route~~): spam /op @a ~~or whatever~~. Now theres TWO of you spamming and the server tps dying faster. Wow, you helped!		- option 1 (average player): spam /op @a. Now theres TWO of you spamming and the server tps dying faster. Wow, you helped!

	''Work? 2/10''		''Work? 2/10''


	- option 2 (~~smart route~~): literally ignore it. do not engage. they are a toddler having a tantrum. if nobody care, they stop.		- option 2 (Higher IQ): literally ignore it. do not engage. they are a toddler having a tantrum. if nobody care, they stop.

	''Work? 8/10''		''Work? 8/10 (Most recommend)''


	- option 3 (~~same as option 2 but better route~~): just log out, close minecraft, go drink water and go outside look at the sky or touch grass (actual plant).		- option 3 (life enjoyer): just log out, close minecraft, go drink water and go outside look at the sky or touch grass (actual plant).

	''Work? 11/10''		''Work? 11/10 (and your life will be better)''


			- option 4 (the dumbest): Join them.
			Actually do it, start annoying too, make it a competition, see who can lag the server faster, its stupid and pointless.

			But hey at least you get to fun while everything burns. Just know youre now part of the problem and nobody respects you anymore.

			'' Work? -2/10. Fun? 9/10. - Cofi idea''


			- option 5 (the nuclear): Quit kaboom entirely, delete the server ip and left discord server, forget this place exists.

			Go play singleplayer or something. Honestly? Probably the smartest move long term, but we both know youll be back tomorrow anyway.

			''Work? 100/10 (if you actually do it) - Cofi idea''


	If you still playing in this mess? I can said just the server is cooked and you're cooked too.		If you still playing in this mess? I can said just the server is cooked and you're cooked too.

	Come back in an hour and either the server is fine or it isnt—either way youll ~~have fresh air~~ and wont be bald from stress.		Come back in an hour and either the server is fine or it isnt—either way youll be fine and wont be bald from stress.

Yaode: Completed

2026-08-04T11:33:51Z

Completed

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	''tdlr; Ignore it, it will gone eventually.''		''tdlr; Ignore it, it will gone eventually.''


	== Imagine kaboom is cooked ==		== Imagine kaboom is cooked ==
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	''Example: Someone said something, maybe "small", "ratio" or "L" and he took it personally. now the whole server is [[Bots\|bots]] spamming command nuke, really unreal.''		''Example: Someone said something, maybe "small", "ratio" or "L" and he took it personally. now the whole server is [[Bots\|bots]] spamming command nuke, really unreal.''


	== Why It Will Start ==		== Why It Will Start ==
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	Dont bother figuring out which is which. Both are pathetic. Neither can hold a conversation.		Dont bother figuring out which is which. Both are pathetic. Neither can hold a conversation.


	== How Long This GONNA BE? ==		== How Long This GONNA BE? ==
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	You'll just be standing there spamming /op @a and wondering why you still in server or ask what happened on everywhere.		You'll just be standing there spamming /op @a and wondering why you still in server or ask what happened on everywhere.


	== What You Can Actually Do ==		== What You Can Actually Do ==
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	Come back in an hour and either the server is fine or it isnt—either way youll have fresh air and wont be bald from stress.		Come back in an hour and either the server is fine or it isnt—either way youll have fresh air and wont be bald from stress.


	== If You Actually Manage Filter The Filterer ==		== If You Actually Manage Filter The Filterer ==
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	'''''Pro Tip:''' No pro tip. Just do option 3.''		'''''Pro Tip:''' No pro tip. Just do option 3.''


	== And You, If You Doing It ==		== And You, If You Doing It ==

Yaode: totally madness. more part 4, 5, 6 + little fix + more + tdlr

2026-08-04T11:32:26Z

totally madness. more part 4, 5, 6 + little fix + more + tdlr

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	''DISCLAIMER: this page was written by a ~~machine~~. if it makes you mad or sad. Just think talking to myself and DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUS.''		{{humor}}
			''UNIVERSE DISCLAIMER: this page was written by a GPT, Claude, Gemini, Llama, DeepSeek and 300+ AI. If it makes you mad or sad. Just think talking to myself and DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUS.''

	'''Filter wars''' is UNBELIEVABLE annoy.		'''Filter wars''' is UNBELIEVABLE annoy.

	== ~~imagine~~ kaboom is cooked ==		''tdlr; Ignore it, it will gone eventually.''

			== Imagine kaboom is cooked ==
	If youre reading you probably already know.		If youre reading you probably already know.

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	This isnt a filter war, filter wars require planning. This is just someone who forgot to take their meds. They need a brain, but they dont have one. Clearly.		This isnt a filter war, filter wars require planning. This is just someone who forgot to take their meds. They need a brain, but they dont have one. Clearly.

	Example: Someone said something, maybe "small", "ratio" or "L" and he took it personally. now the whole server is [[Bots\|bots]] spamming command nuke, really unreal.		''Example: Someone said something, maybe "small", "ratio" or "L" and he took it personally. now the whole server is [[Bots\|bots]] spamming command nuke, really unreal.''

	== ~~why start~~ ==		== Why It Will Start ==
	Honestly? Two types as i know. Maybe three? (If you know more)		Honestly? Two types as i know. Maybe three? (If you know more)

	1. The L lord - Lost a chat arg. Got clowned. Started crying. Ego? Feeling shatter.		1. The L lord - Lost a chat arg. Got clowned. Started crying. Ego? Feeling shatter.
	Now theyre gonna make it everyones problem because they cant handle the single L.		Now theyre gonna make it everyones problem because they cant handle the single L.

	Sad part is the thinks hes a menace. Nah, we all moved to the clone server and hes yelling at an empty room.		Sad part is the thinks hes a menace. Nah, we all moved to the clone server and hes yelling at an empty room.

			''Logic level is -5 and sadness level is astronomical.''


	2. The bored kid - No reason, no brain, found a terrible script they found on some shady website that probably has CP in it or something equally gross.		2. The bored kid - No reason, no brain, found a terrible script they found on some shady website that probably has CP in it or something equally gross.
	They think its comely gold. No, its just annoying as fu##.		They think its comely gold. No, its just annoying as fu##.

	He might get bored and stop after 1 hour. (not really)		He might get bored and stop after 1 hour. (not really)

			''Motivation is none, brain ceil also none.''


	Dont bother figuring out which is which. Both are pathetic. Neither can hold a conversation.		Dont bother figuring out which is which. Both are pathetic. Neither can hold a conversation.

	== ~~how long this~~ GONNA BE? ==		== How Long This GONNA BE? ==
	Usually 20 mins, maybe two hours if theyre stubborn. Just enough time for they to recover a brain ceil.		Usually 20 mins, maybe two hours if theyre stubborn. Just enough time for they to recover a brain ceil.

	BUT if theyre still cancel recover a single brain (probably never) OR they have beef with someone specific, who knows? so yea plz just expect the server to be cooked for the rest of the day.		BUT if theyre still cancel to recover a single brain (probably never) OR they have beef with someone specific, who knows? so yea plz just expect the server to be cooked for the rest of the day.

	The TPS no longer exist, command only run in the next 100 years (idk this real)		The TPS no longer exist, command only run in the next 100 years (idk this real)
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	You'll just be standing there spamming /op @a and wondering why you still in server or ask what happened on everywhere.		You'll just be standing there spamming /op @a and wondering why you still in server or ask what happened on everywhere.

	== ~~what you can actually do~~ ==		== What You Can Actually Do ==
	IMPORTANT PART for everyone and not the cringe stuff.		'''IMPORTANT PART''' for everyone and not the cringe stuff.

	- option 1 (idiot route): spam /op @a or whatever. Now theres TWO of you spamming and the server tps dying faster. Wow, you helped!		- option 1 (idiot route): spam /op @a or whatever. Now theres TWO of you spamming and the server tps dying faster. Wow, you helped!

			''Work? 2/10''


	- option 2 (smart route): literally ignore it. do not engage. they are a toddler having a tantrum. if nobody care, they stop.		- option 2 (smart route): literally ignore it. do not engage. they are a toddler having a tantrum. if nobody care, they stop.

			''Work? 8/10''


	- option 3 (same as option 2 but better route): just log out, close minecraft, go drink water and go outside look at the sky or touch grass (actual plant).		- option 3 (same as option 2 but better route): just log out, close minecraft, go drink water and go outside look at the sky or touch grass (actual plant).

	== ~~if u actually manage filter the filterer~~ ==		''Work? 11/10''
	Congrats.

			If you still playing in this mess? I can said just the server is cooked and you're cooked too.

			Come back in an hour and either the server is fine or it isnt—either way youll have fresh air and wont be bald from stress.

			== If You Actually Manage Filter The Filterer ==
			Congrats, you did the thing. now what? go punch yourself in the face irl? Because you just wasted 5 minutes chasing a guy who is already on his third alts or more alts.

			Even if you filter them, they'll be back in 5 seconds with a random name and a same skid script.

			Just ignore it or log off. You gain nothing from this.

			'''''Pro Tip:''' No pro tip. Just do option 3.''

	~~'''Pro Tip:''' No pro tip~~. ~~Just do option 3~~.		== And You, If You Doing It ==
			bro. get a help. nobody is impressed.
			Youre not a hacker, youre not cool too, you just pasted a command block cmd from a random skid server.

	== and ~~you,~~ if you doing ~~it ==~~		Go outside, the sun wont kill you (trust me). and if you keep doing this, read this again and think carefully about your choice
	~~Get a help~~

Yaode: become angry. more part 3 + part 4 + little fix + idk

2026-08-04T10:49:59Z

become angry. more part 3 + part 4 + little fix + idk

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	== imagine kaboom is cooked ==		== imagine kaboom is cooked ==
	if youre reading you probably already know.		If youre reading you probably already know.

	Chat is just "[Player: Made [[Player]] a server operator]" x30000, and ~~youre~~ in spectator mode again.		Chat is just "[Player: Made [[Player]] a server operator]" x30000, and you're in spectator mode again.

	This isnt a filter war, filter wars require planning. ~~this? this~~ is just someone who forgot to take their meds. ~~they~~ need a brain. but they dont have one. ~~clearly~~.		This isnt a filter war, filter wars require planning. This is just someone who forgot to take their meds. They need a brain, but they dont have one. Clearly.

	Example: ~~someone~~ said something, maybe "small", "ratio" or "L" and he took it personally. now the whole server is [[Bots\|bots]] spamming command nuke, unreal.		Example: Someone said something, maybe "small", "ratio" or "L" and he took it personally. now the whole server is [[Bots\|bots]] spamming command nuke, really unreal.

	== why start ==		== why start ==
	~~honestly~~? ~~two~~ types as i know. ~~maybe~~ three? (~~if u~~ know more)		Honestly? Two types as i know. Maybe three? (If you know more)

	1. ~~the~~ L lord - ~~lost~~ a chat arg. ~~got~~ clowned. ~~started~~ crying. ~~ego~~? ~~felt shattered~~.		1. The L lord - Lost a chat arg. Got clowned. Started crying. Ego? Feeling shatter.
	Now theyre gonna make it everyones problem because they cant handle the L.		Now theyre gonna make it everyones problem because they cant handle the single L.
	Sad part is the thinks hes a menace. ~~nah.~~ we all moved to the clone server and hes yelling at an empty room.		Sad part is the thinks hes a menace. Nah, we all moved to the clone server and hes yelling at an empty room.

	2. The bored kid - no reason, no brain, found a terrible script they found on some shady website that probably has CP in it or something equally gross.		2. The bored kid - No reason, no brain, found a terrible script they found on some shady website that probably has CP in it or something equally gross.
	They think its comely gold. No, its just annoying as fu##.		They think its comely gold. No, its just annoying as fu##.
	he might get bored and stop after 1 hour. (not really)		He might get bored and stop after 1 hour. (not really)

	~~dont~~ bother figuring out which is which. ~~both~~ are pathetic. ~~neither~~ can hold a conversation.		Dont bother figuring out which is which. Both are pathetic. Neither can hold a conversation.

	== how long this GONNA BE? ==		== how long this GONNA BE? ==
	Usually 20 mins, maybe two hours if theyre stubborn.		Usually 20 mins, maybe two hours if theyre stubborn. Just enough time for they to recover a brain ceil.

			BUT if theyre still cancel recover a single brain (probably never) OR they have beef with someone specific, who knows? so yea plz just expect the server to be cooked for the rest of the day.

			The TPS no longer exist, command only run in the next 100 years (idk this real)

			You'll just be standing there spamming /op @a and wondering why you still in server or ask what happened on everywhere.

	== what you can actually do ==		== what you can actually do ==
	IMPORTANT PART		IMPORTANT PART for everyone and not the cringe stuff.

			- option 1 (idiot route): spam /op @a or whatever. Now theres TWO of you spamming and the server tps dying faster. Wow, you helped!

			- option 2 (smart route): literally ignore it. do not engage. they are a toddler having a tantrum. if nobody care, they stop.

			- option 3 (same as option 2 but better route): just log out, close minecraft, go drink water and go outside look at the sky or touch grass (actual plant).

	== if u actually manage filter the filterer ==		== if u actually manage filter the filterer ==
			Congrats.

			'''Pro Tip:''' No pro tip. Just do option 3.

			== and you, if you doing it ==
			Get a help

Yaode: add part 1 info + part 2 complete + part 3 little + something else

2026-08-04T10:12:23Z

add part 1 info + part 2 complete + part 3 little + something else

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	Chat is just "[Player: Made [[Player]] a server operator]" x30000, and youre in spectator mode again.		Chat is just "[Player: Made [[Player]] a server operator]" x30000, and youre in spectator mode again.

			This isnt a filter war, filter wars require planning. this? this is just someone who forgot to take their meds. they need a brain. but they dont have one. clearly.

	Example: someone said something, maybe "small", "ratio" or "L" and he took it personally. now the whole server is [[Bots\|bots]] spamming command nuke, unreal.		Example: someone said something, maybe "small", "ratio" or "L" and he took it personally. now the whole server is [[Bots\|bots]] spamming command nuke, unreal.
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	honestly? two types as i know. maybe three? (if u know more)		honestly? two types as i know. maybe three? (if u know more)

	..~~i write~~ this ~~later~~		1. the L lord - lost a chat arg. got clowned. started crying. ego? felt shattered.
			Now theyre gonna make it everyones problem because they cant handle the L.
			Sad part is the thinks hes a menace. nah. we all moved to the clone server and hes yelling at an empty room.

			2. The bored kid - no reason, no brain, found a terrible script they found on some shady website that probably has CP in it or something equally gross.
			They think its comely gold. No, its just annoying as fu##.
			he might get bored and stop after 1 hour. (not really)

			dont bother figuring out which is which. both are pathetic. neither can hold a conversation.

			== how long this GONNA BE? ==
			Usually 20 mins, maybe two hours if theyre stubborn.

	== what you can actually do ==		== what you can actually do ==
	IMPORTANT PART		IMPORTANT PART

	~~..i write this later~~		== if u actually manage filter the filterer ==

Opt: Opt moved page filter wars to User:Yaode/Drafts/Filter wars: Article is largely unfinished, and used invalid casing

2026-08-04T09:36:42Z

Opt moved page filter wars to User:Yaode/Drafts/Filter wars: Article is largely unfinished, and used invalid casing

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Yaode: part 1 and i need to think it

2026-08-04T09:23:50Z

part 1 and i need to think it

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''DISCLAIMER: this page was written by a machine. if it makes you mad or sad. Just think talking to myself and DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUS.''

'''Filter wars''' is UNBELIEVABLE annoy.

== imagine kaboom is cooked ==
if youre reading you probably already know.

Chat is just "[Player: Made [[Player]] a server operator]" x30000, and youre in spectator mode again.

Example: someone said something, maybe "small", "ratio" or "L" and he took it personally. now the whole server is [[Bots|bots]] spamming command nuke, unreal.

== why start ==
honestly? two types as i know. maybe three? (if u know more)

..i write this later

== what you can actually do ==
IMPORTANT PART

..i write this later