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Talk:Anti-racist Team

2026-08-13T08:09:23Z

Yaode: have good guy, but bad guy?

== Creating draft articles ==

: If you'd like to create draft versions of articles, it's recommended that you create them under your user (i.e. [[User:Oneplusoneistwo/Drafts/Anti-racist Team]]) before creating them as proper articles. --[[User:Opt|Opt]] ([[User talk:Opt|talk]]) 22:01, 2 August 2026 (UTC)

:: I've gone ahead and done this for you. --[[User:Opt|Opt]] ([[User talk:Opt|talk]]) 23:20, 2 August 2026 (UTC)

::: Require Racist Team --[[User:Yaode|Yaode]] ([[User talk:Yaode|talk]]) 08:09, 13 August 2026 (UTC)

User:Yaode/Yaode's Official Filter War Guide

2026-08-12T07:31:56Z

Yaode: Small Change + better "Mathematical Formula" + References

[[File:Filter_wars_image.png|thumb|Actual occurrence in the game]]
{{humor}}
''If this page makes you mad or sad, just pretend I’m talking to myself.''

'''Filter wars''' are '''UNBELIEVABLY annoying'''. (''Recommended to read the Kaboom Wiki's [[Filter_wars]] before reading this "guide"'')

'''The Story of "The Day We All Went Spectator"'''

A beautiful and chaotic day on Kaboom. You're playing the game, probably with someone, and this is the best day you've ever had on the server.

The chat is chilling, your gamemode is creative, TNT is exploding... and then someone's last two brain cells finally divorce.

Then it hits — your gamemode changes to spectator, chat gets spammed nonstop, TPS drops to single digits, and the server is in hell.

You'll just stand there spamming "/op @a" and "what happened?" in chat... or your game will freeze entirely.

This is annoying no matter what.

== TL;DR — 30 Seconds to Exfil ==
Great. If not, [[#Kaboom's Filter Fart|here's the full story]].

{| class="wikitable"
|+ Quick Guide
|-
! Who You !! Your Choice !! Why
|-
| Average Player
| [[#Option C (Life Enjoyer)|Log off]] or [[#Option B (Sigma Player)|Ignore it]]
| Well... you could try spamming "/op @a". You'll figure out why I said "log off or ignore it".
|-
| Capable Player
| Same as above
| You might stop one, but there are 99,999 more waiting to take their place. Same script, different proxies, same headache.
|-
| Stubborn Player
| Read the rest of this article
| Enjoy the article and article enjoy you.
|-
| AI Player
| Ask AI to read this for you
| Hmm... yea... why you'd do that...?
|}

'''Ignore it, it'll pass.'''

== Kaboom's Filter Fart ==
''(Continue the story)''

If you're a veteran or have read the story above, you probably already know this.

Chat is flooded with "[Player: Made Player a server operator]" ×30000, and you're in spectator mode again.

This isn't a [[Filtering|Filter]] war — a real filter war requires planning. This is a Filter Fart, just someone '''who obviously forgot to take their meds. Absolutely 1000%'''.

''Quick Example: Someone said "ratio". They took it personally. Now the whole server is just [[:Category:Bots|bots]] spamming a command nuke. Unreal.''

== The Root Cause ==
Honestly, two types that I know of. Maybe three? ''(If you know more)''

=== The L-Baby ===
Lost a chat argument. Got clowned. Started crying. Ego? Shattered.

'''Apparently "taking a single L" was too difficult. Now they're gonna make it "everyone's" problem.'''

The sad part is they think they're a menace. Nah, we all moved to the [[Kaboom_Clones|clone]] server and they're yelling at an empty room.

''Logic level is -5. Sadness level is astronomical.''

=== The Bored Kid ===
No reason. Just bored. They skidded a terrible script off some shady website that probably mined more crypto than it actually griefed.

'''They think it's PEAK. Pure gold. No, it's just obnoxious as HELL.'''

They might get bored and stop after an hour. ''(not really)''

''Motivation is none, and IQ level is also none.''

''Note: Sometimes one morphs into the other. Don't bother figuring out which is which, because "reasoning with them" is an inherently futile activity.''

== Duration of Tantrum ==
'''Usually 20 minutes, maybe 2 hours if they're stubborn.''' Just enough time for them to recover a brain cell and realize what they've done.

BUT if they still haven't recovered ''(probably never)'', OR they have beef with someone specific, then yea... please just '''expect the server to be cooked for the rest of the day'''.

=== Mathematical Formula ===

<code>Duration (in milliseconds) ≈ Max(1, Ego Damage)² × Proxy Count × (180 - IQ)</code>

If the result is more than 10 minutes — just [[#Option C (Life Enjoyer)|log off]] or [[#Option B (Sigma Player)|ignore it]].

If the result is negative, congratulations — you're a statistical impossibility, a unicorn at your house.

''Note: Don't bother calculating — the result is always more than 10 minutes. Also, this formula is not peer-reviewed, do not use for actual predictions.''

If you're exactly the kind of person who'd read an "equation" and then ask "but what does it mean?" — keep reading.

==== Ego Damage ====
This is how hard they took the L.

Picture a guy who just got clapped by a naked Steve with a wooden sword — their maxed-out netherite armor stolen, their "1000-day hardcore" world deleted by a baby zombie they saw coming, and now they're typing swear words in chat 690 times while rage-quitting.

That's Ego Damage. The bigger the meltdown, the longer the tantrum.

Why the Max(1)? Because a bored kid has no ego to damage. Zero ego means zero duration. So we force a minimum of 1 ego damage.

==== Proxy Count ====
This is how many throwaway connections they're hiding behind.

If they've got one proxy? Cool — just IP ban them, problem solved.

If they've got a thousand proxies? Oh shoot — you're about to spend the next few hours playing whack-a-mole — filter one, and two more surface from different IPs, and your fingers getting a workout they didn't ask for.

Why no Max()? Because negative proxies don't exist, and multiplying by a negative would imply they're actually fixing the server — that's too optimistic.

==== IQ ====
This is the brainpower stat.

This one doesn't have a Max() wrapper because we trust the "data". Anyone with an IQ above 180 took one look at the script and said, "this is the dumbest thing I've ever seen".

So a "negative result"? Pure theoretical fantasy — included only for completeness.

== Your Option, Your Choice ==
'''IMPORTANT PART''' — skip the cringe, this one’s for everyone.

=== Option A (Panic Player) ===
Spam "/op @a". Amazing! Now there's TWO of you spamming and the server TPS dies faster, you helped!

''Work? 2/10''

=== Option B (Sigma Player) ===
Literally ignore it. Do not engage. They are a toddler having a tantrum.

'''Attention is literally the resource they're farming, stop donating it.'''

''Work? 8/10 (Most recommended)''

=== Option C (Life Enjoyer) ===
Just log out, close Minecraft, go drink water and go outside, look at the sky and touch some grass. ''(actual plant)'' ''— My mother''.

The [CLASSIFIED] exists. Join the server again after the "event" ends.

And remember—'''Ignoring it is not weakness. It's the only win condition.'''

''Work? 11/10. Stress? -3/10 (Your life will be better, win-win)''

=== Option D (Champion Of The Chaos) ===
(''Not recommended. You. Have. Been. WARNED.'')

Join them, lower your IQ to match theirs, start being annoying too. Make it a competition: "See who has fewer brain cells".

'''It's stupid and pointless''', but hey at least you get to have fun while everything burns. Just know you're now part of them and nobody respects you anymore.

''Kaboom social credit? -1000/10. Fun? 9/10''

=== Option E (Missing Person) ===
Quit Kaboom entirely, delete the server IP and leave the Discord server, forget this place exists.

Do something practical, '''probably the smartest move in the long term'''... Anyway, see you tomorrow.

''Work? 100/10. Memories: -1/10''

If you're still playing in this mess? I can say the server is cooked and you are part of this dish.

'''Come back in an hour''' and either the server is fine or it isn't—either way you'll be fine and won't be bald from stress.

== You Filtered Them ==
Congratulations. You filtered them. You're the hero, the war is won... wait. Why the hell are they still joining?

Sure, most of the time they're a total joke — weak, tiny, spineless. But not this time. This time they're built different — tough, massive, and relentless.

Even if you manage to filter them out, brace yourself — hundreds of proxy-backed alts are already logging in with names like "Xx_Filter_me_lol_xX".

Now what? Ask yourself: Was it worth it? '''Because you just wasted your time and you gain nothing from this.'''

You're not fighting a person — you're fighting the same skid script with no off switch.

'''So just stop.'''

== Are YOU The Root Cause ==
''(Disclaimer: Not about you.)''

Remember that story at the top? Kaboom went boom. Chat is moving faster than the chat on a #1 YouTube livestream. No one's in creative. TPS under 10. You're the main character of "The Day We All Went Spectator".

Seriously. Listen, pal.

You're not some server-crashing supervillain. You're not cool. You're the reason everyone went straight to [[#Option E (Missing Person)|Option E]].

You're [[#The Bored Kid|the bored kid]] who downloaded a script you don't understand. You're [[#The L-Baby|the L-Baby]] who cried because you couldn't take a single L.

You skidded someone else's work and hit Start. Remember what I said? "''You're fighting the same skid script with no off switch.''" Except now you're not even that. A cat on a keyboard could do what you did.

And the worst part? [[#Option B (Sigma Player)|Option B]] and [[#Option C (Life Enjoyer)|Option C]] are already in effect. The only audience you have left is your own alts and a couple of confused new players.

Just like the guide said — "''They think they're a menace. Nah, we all moved to a clone server and they're yelling at an empty room.''"

Ego Damage through the roof. IQ approaching zero. Plug those numbers into the [[#Mathematical Formula|formula]] — your duration passed 10 minutes a long time ago.

System recommendation: Log off and go outside. The sun won't kill you. And realize: whether it was boredom, a lost argument, or that fragile little ego you're clutching — '''it was never worth it. Never was.'''

If you're still reading this and thinking "nah, I'll keep going" — read it again.

You're not welcome. Never were.

== Everything Else ==

=== Veterans' Case Files ===
{| class="wikitable"
|+ Veterans' Case Files: The Chat Logs
|-
! Date !! Name !! Message !! Observation Notes
|-
| 07/15/2026
| Player666
| is this going to be another filter war
| Audible distress in text form.
|-
| 07/06/2026
| RandomString
| the last nuisance was the filter war against d***s
| Exhibiting symptoms of a veteran.
|-
| 06/26/2026
| c*******m
| we can have another filter war if you wish
| Likely a case of [[#The bored kid|the bored kid]].
|-
| 06/21/2026
| A_master
| this guy has no sense of responsibility, like he'll filter someone and then wonder why the fuck they are filtering him back
| Repeated exposure to [[#The L-Baby|the L-Baby]] radiation. Chronic.
|-
| 05/08/2026
| OptimizedDevelop
| well, if a filter war happens, they're usually involved
| Exhibiting symptoms of a prophet. Or just seen this too many times.
|-
| 04/27/2026
| Pro_Guy_777
| i already had a filter war once
| Long-term player; permanent thousand-yard stare. He's seen things.
|-
| 01/01/1970
| DefinitelyNotABot
| /op @s[type=player]
| Has been spamming commands since the Unix epoch.
|}
''Note: The distinction matters — it's evidence, not wisdom.''

=== Scholarly References ===
This article draws inspiration from the following distinguished sources:
* Oscat Will, How to Win by Not Playing
* Delete User on Rebbit
* Edward Snowman, War Record (autobiography)
* Albert Tesla, I Never Said That
* Isaac Ton, Philosophiæ Naturalis Principia Kaboomica
* Noogler, Attention Is All They Feed
{| style="color:#555555; background-color:#555555;"
| wow, you found this? i thought this could hide from you.
Postscript: Hm... where do i start? yea.. this article is totally just a joke. or a rant.
If this article makes you mad or sad, just pretend I'm talking to myself.
ik this section might destroy this article, but you already know what this is, right?
every time a filter war starts, i always hear people complaining, sometimes i feel the same, sometimes i laugh.
and sometimes i will try to stop it, how irony.
then i just had an idea. why dont i just write about "filter war guide".
at first i thought about writing a real guide, but this isnt a rules server.
and im sometimes in "filter war" too, and i've seen people actually filter all of them, or just tell us to move to other clone.
yes, "filter all of them", ik this exist, but idk if it actually worth it.
so it doesnt actually give you an "ultimate solution", but rather a sense of "someone else is just as annoyed as i am".
tbh, i didnt expect to write this much, and i actually enjoy writing about this.
and if a filter war starts again, i can just read this article again... i can relate to it and laugh at how stupid this is.
when i was writing this, i feel like the bored kid or maybe the sarcastic version of Option C, just... lol.
i always remember, no rules server, enjoy it while it lasts
alright, i need to go do option C and option A. thats it.
if you read this whole article, just wow... do you feel the same?
|}
''UNIVERSE DISCLAIMER: This page was collectively hallucinated by ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini, Lumo, Duck.ai, DeepSeek and 300+ other LLMs.

''Any resemblance to actual useful advice is purely coincidental and deeply regretted.''

''This article is about a recurring phenomenon. For psychological support, see [[#Option C (Life Enjoyer)|Life Enjoyer Option]].''

User:Yaode/Yaode's Official Filter War Guide

2026-08-08T02:55:58Z

Yaode: i think this is last edit

[[File:Filter_wars_image.png|thumb|Actual occurrence in the game]]
{{humor}}
''If this page makes you mad or sad, just pretend I’m talking to myself.''

'''Filter wars''' are '''UNBELIEVABLY annoying'''. (''Recommended to read the Kaboom Wiki's [[Filter_wars]] before reading this "guide"'')

'''The Story of "The Day We All Went Spectator."'''

A beautiful and chaotic day on Kaboom. You're playing the game, probably with someone, and this is your best day on the server.

The chat is chilling, your gamemode is creative, TNT is exploding... and then someone's last two brain cells finally divorce.

Then it hits — your gamemode changes to spectator, chat messages are spamming nonstop, TPS is in single digits, server is in hell.

You'll just stand there spamming "/op @a" and "what happened" in chat, or your game freezes entirely.

This is annoying no matter what.

== TL;DR — 30 Seconds to Exfil ==
Great. If not, [[#Imagine Kaboom Is Cooked|skip]].

{| class="wikitable"
|+ Quick Guide
|-
! Who You !! Your Move !! Why
|-
| Average Player
| [[#Option 3 (Life Enjoyer)|Log off]] or [[#Option 2 (Sigma Player)|Ignore it]]
| Well... you *could* try spamming "/op @a", but that just makes the TPS die faster. Don't.
|-
| Capable Player
| Same as above
| You might win one round. Then there are 99,999 more waiting behind it. Same script, different proxies, same headache
|-
| Stubborn Player
| Read the rest of this article
| Enjoy the article. I respect you, but I warned you
|-
| AI Player
| Ask AI to read this for you
| Hm... yea... why you did that...?
|}

'''Ignore it, it'll pass.'''

== Kaboom's Filter Fart ==
''(Continue the story)''

If you're a soldier or have read the story, you probably already know this.

Chat is flooded with "[Player: Made Player a server operator]" x30000, and you're in spectator mode again.

This isn't a [[Filtering|Filter]] war — a real filter war requires planning. This is Filter fart, just someone '''who forgot to take their meds''', '''absolutely'''.

''Quick Example: Someone said "ratio." They took it personally. Now the whole server is just [[:Category:Bots|bots]] spamming a command nuke. Unreal.''

== The Root Cause ==
Honestly? Two types as I know. Maybe three? ''(If you know more)''

=== The L-Baby ===
Lost a chat argument. Got clowned. Started crying. Ego? Shattered.

'''Apparently "taking a single L" was too difficult, now they're gonna make it "everyone's" problem.'''

Sad part is they think they're a menace. Nah, we all moved to the [[Kaboom_Clones|clone]] server and they're yelling at an empty room.

''Logic level is -5. Sadness level is astronomical.''

=== The Bored Kid ===
No reason. Just bored. They skidded a terrible script off some shady website that probably mined more crypto than it actually griefed.

'''They think it's PEAK. Pure gold. No, it's just annoying as HELL.'''

They might get bored and stop after 1 hour. ''(not really)''

''Motivation is none, IQ level also none.''

''Note: Sometimes one morphs into the other. Don't bother figuring out which is which, because "reasoning with them" is an inherently futile activity.''

== Duration of Tantrum ==
'''Usually 20 mins, maybe two hours''' if they're stubborn. Just enough time for them to recover a brain cell and realize what they've done.

BUT if they still can't recover a single brain cell ''(probably never)''... OR they have beef with someone specific. Yea, please just '''expect the server to be cooked for the rest of the day'''.

=== Mathematical Formula ===

Duration (in milliseconds) ≈ Max(1, Ego Damage)² × Max(0, Proxy Count) × (180 - IQ)

If result > 10 mins? Just [[#Option 3 (Life Enjoyer)|log off]] or [[#Option 2 (Sigma Player)|ignore it]]

If result is negative? This is rarer than 1 > server MSPT !!!

(''Disclaimer: Don't bother calculating. This formula is not peer-reviewed. Do not use for actual predictions.'')

== Your Option, Your Choice ==
'''IMPORTANT PART''' — skip the cringe, this one’s for everyone.

=== Option 1 (Average Player) ===
Spam "/op @a". Amazing! Now there's TWO of you spamming and the server TPS dies faster, you helped!

''Work? 2/10.''

=== Option 2 (Sigma Player) ===
Literally ignore it. Do not engage. They are a toddler having a tantrum.

'''Attention is literally the resource they're farming, stop donating it.'''

''Work? 8/10 (Most recommended)''

=== Option 3 (Life Enjoyer) ===
Just log out, close minecraft, go drink water and go outside, look at the sky and touch some grass. ''(actual plant)''

And remember, the [CLASSIFIED] exists. '''Join back server after the "event" ends.'''

''Work? 11/10. Stress? -3/10 (Your life will be better, win-win)''

=== Option 4 (Champion Of The Competition) ===
(''Not recommended. You. Have. Been. WARNED.'')

Join them, lower your IQ to match theirs, start being annoying too. Make a competition: "see who has fewer brain cells".

'''It's stupid and pointless''', but hey at least you get to have fun while everything burns. Just know you're now part of them and nobody respects you anymore.

''Kaboom social credit? -1000/10. Fun? 9/10.''

=== Option 5 (Missing Person) ===
Quit Kaboom entirely, delete the server IP and leave the Discord server, forget this place exists.

Do something practical, '''probably the smartest move in the long term'''.

Anyway, see you tomorrow.

''Work? 100/10 (if you can). Memories: -1/10''

If you're still playing in this mess? I can say the server is cooked and you are part of this dish.

'''Come back in an hour''' and either the server is fine or it isnt—either way you'll be fine and won't be bald from stress.

== You Filtered Them ==
Congratulations. You filtered them. You're the hero, the war is won... wait. Why the hell are they still joining?

Sure, most of the time they're a total joke — weak, tiny, spineless. But not this time. This time they're built different — tough, massive, and relentless.

Even if you manage to filter them out, brace yourself — hundreds of proxy-backed alts are already logging in with names like "Xx_Filter_me_lol_xX".

Now what? Ask yourself: was it worth the time? '''Because you just wasted five full minutes on this.'''

You're not fighting a person — you're fighting the same skid script with no off switch.

'''Just ignore it or log off immediately. You gain nothing from this.'''

== Are You The Root Cause ==
Remember that story at the top? Kaboom went boom. Chat's moving faster than a #1 YouTube livestream. No one's in creative. TPS under 10. You're the main character of "The Day We All Went Spectator."

Seriously. Listen, pal.

You're not some untouchable digital menace. You're not cool. You're the reason everyone went straight to [[#Option 5 (Missing Person)|Option 5]].

You're [[#The Bored Kid|the bored kid]] who downloaded a script you don't understand. You're [[#The L-Baby|the L-Baby]] who cried because you couldn't take a single L.

You skidded someone else's work and hit Start. Remember what I said? "''You're fighting the same skid script with no off switch.''" Except now you're not even that. A cat on a keyboard could do what you did.

And the worst part? [[#Option 2 (Sigma Player)|Option 2]] and [[#Option 3 (Life Enjoyer)|Option 3]] are already in effect. The only audience you have left is your own alts and a couple of confused new players.

Just like the guide said — "''They think they're a menace. Nah, we all moved to the clone server and they're yelling at an empty room.''"

So here's your move: go outside. The sun won't kill you. And realize: whether it was boredom, a lost argument, or that fragile little ego you're clutching — '''it was never worth it. Never was.'''

Ego Damage through the roof. IQ approaching zero. Plug those numbers into the [[#Mathematical Formula|formula]] — your duration passed 10 minutes a long time ago. System recommendation: log off.

If you're still reading this and thinking "nah, I'll keep going" — read it again.

You're not welcome. Never were.

== Everything Else ==

{| class="wikitable"
|+ Veterans' Case Files: The Chat Logs
|-
! Date !! Name !! Message !! Observation Notes
|-
| 07/15/2026
| Player666
| is this going to be another filter war
| Audible distress in text form.
|-
| 07/06/2026
| RandomString
| the last nuisance was the filter war against d***s
| Exhibiting symptoms of a veteran.
|-
| 06/26/2026
| c*******m
| we can have another filter war if you wish
| Likely a case of [[#The bored kid|the bored kid]].
|-
| 06/21/2026
| A_master
| this guy has no sense of responsibility, like he'll filter someone and then wonder why the fuck they are filtering him back
| Repeated exposure to [[#The L-Baby|the L-Baby]] radiation. Chronic.
|-
| 05/08/2026
| OptimizedDevelop
| well, if a filter war happens, they're usually involved
| Exhibiting symptoms of a prophet. Or just seen this too many times.
|-
| 04/27/2026
| Pro_Guy_777
| i already had a filter war once
| Long-term player; permanent thousand-yard stare. He's seen things.
|-
| 01/01/1970
| DefinitelyNotABot
| /op @s[type=player]
| Has been spamming commands since the Unix epoch.
|}
''These observations are just trauma bonding in text form. Treat them as evidence, not wisdom.''
{| style="color:#555555; background-color:#555555;"
| wow, you found this i thought this can hide from you.
Postscript: Hm... where do i start? yea.. this article totally just a joke. or a rant.
if this article makes you mad or sad, just pretend im talking to myself.
ik this section might destroy this article, but you already know what is this, right?
everytime filter war start, i always hear the complaint, sometime i feel same, sometime i will laugh.
and somehow i will try to stop it, how irony.
then i just have a idea. why i dont just write about "filter war guide".
at first i think write the real guide, but this not a rules server.
and im in "filter war" sometime, and saw people actually filter all of them, or just tell us move to other clone.
yes "filter all of them", ik this exist, but idk if it actually worth it.
so it not actually give you an "ultimate solution", but rather to find a sense of "someone else is just as annoyed as i am."
tbh, i didnt expect that i will write this long, and i actually enjoy write about this.
and if filter war start again, i can just read this article again... i can feel myself and laugh how stupid is this.
when i was writing i feeling like the bored kid or irony option 3, just... lol.
i always remember, no rules server, enjoy it as top.
alright, i need go to do option 3 and option 1. thats it.
if you read this whole article, just wow... do you feel the same?
|}
''UNIVERSE DISCLAIMER: This page was collectively hallucinated by ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini, Lumo, Duck.ai, DeepSeek and 300+ other LLMs.

''Any resemblance to actual useful advice is purely coincidental and deeply regretted.''

''This article is about a recurring phenomenon. For psychological support, see [[#Option 3 (Life Enjoyer)|Life Enjoyer Option]].''

User:Yaode/Yaode's Official Filter War Guide

2026-08-08T02:43:59Z

Yaode: hm... yes i need this and probably last edit

[[File:Filter_wars_image.png|thumb|Actual occurrence in the game]]
{{humor}}
''If this page makes you mad or sad, just pretend I’m talking to myself.''

'''Filter wars''' are '''UNBELIEVABLY annoying'''. (''Recommended to read the Kaboom Wiki's [[Filter_wars]] before reading this "guide"'')

'''The Story of "The Day We All Went Spectator."'''

A beautiful and chaotic day on Kaboom. You're playing the game, probably with someone, and this is your best day on the server.

The chat is chilling, your gamemode is creative, TNT is exploding... and then someone's last two brain cells finally divorce.

Then it hits — your gamemode changes to spectator, chat messages are spamming nonstop, TPS is in single digits, server is in hell.

You'll just stand there spamming "/op @a" and "what happened" in chat, or your game freezes entirely.

This is annoying no matter what.

== TL;DR — 30 Seconds to Exfil ==
Great. If not, [[#Imagine Kaboom Is Cooked|skip]].

{| class="wikitable"
|+ Quick Guide
|-
! Who You !! Your Move !! Why
|-
| Average Player
| [[#Option 3 (Life Enjoyer)|Log off]] or [[#Option 2 (Sigma Player)|Ignore it]]
| Well... you *could* try spamming "/op @a", but that just makes the TPS die faster. Don't.
|-
| Capable Player
| Same as above
| You might win one round. Then there are 99,999 more waiting behind it. Same script, different proxies, same headache
|-
| Stubborn Player
| Read the rest of this article
| Enjoy the article. I respect you, but I warned you
|-
| AI Player
| Ask AI to read this for you
| Hm... yea... why you did that...?
|}

'''Ignore it, it'll pass.'''

== Kaboom's Filter Fart ==
''(Continue the story)''

If you're a soldier or have read the story, you probably already know this.

Chat is flooded with "[Player: Made Player a server operator]" x30000, and you're in spectator mode again.

This isn't a [[Filtering|Filter]] war — a real filter war requires planning. This is Filter fart, just someone '''who forgot to take their meds''', '''absolutely'''.

''Quick Example: Someone said "ratio." They took it personally. Now the whole server is just [[:Category:Bots|bots]] spamming a command nuke. Unreal.''

== The Root Cause ==
Honestly? Two types as I know. Maybe three? ''(If you know more)''

=== The L-Baby ===
Lost a chat argument. Got clowned. Started crying. Ego? Shattered.

'''Apparently "taking a single L" was too difficult, now they're gonna make it "everyone's" problem.'''

Sad part is they think they're a menace. Nah, we all moved to the [[Kaboom_Clones|clone]] server and they're yelling at an empty room.

''Logic level is -5. Sadness level is astronomical.''

=== The Bored Kid ===
No reason. Just bored. They skidded a terrible script off some shady website that probably mined more crypto than it actually griefed.

'''They think it's PEAK. Pure gold. No, it's just annoying as HELL.'''

They might get bored and stop after 1 hour. ''(not really)''

''Motivation is none, IQ level also none.''

''Note: Sometimes one morphs into the other. Don't bother figuring out which is which, because "reasoning with them" is an inherently futile activity.''

== Duration of Tantrum ==
'''Usually 20 mins, maybe two hours''' if they're stubborn. Just enough time for them to recover a brain cell and realize what they've done.

BUT if they still can't recover a single brain cell ''(probably never)''... OR they have beef with someone specific. Yea, please just '''expect the server to be cooked for the rest of the day'''.

=== Mathematical Formula ===

Duration (in milliseconds) ≈ Max(1, Ego Damage)² × Max(0, Proxy Count) × (180 - IQ)

If result > 10 mins? Just [[#Option 3 (Life Enjoyer)|log off]] or [[#Option 2 (Sigma Player)|ignore it]]

If result is negative? This is rarer than 1 > server MSPT !!!

(''Disclaimer: Don't bother calculating. This formula is not peer-reviewed. Do not use for actual predictions.'')

== Your Option, Your Choice ==
'''IMPORTANT PART''' — skip the cringe, this one’s for everyone.

=== Option 1 (Average Player) ===
Spam "/op @a". Amazing! Now there's TWO of you spamming and the server TPS dies faster, you helped!

''Work? 2/10.''

=== Option 2 (Sigma Player) ===
Literally ignore it. Do not engage. They are a toddler having a tantrum.

'''Attention is literally the resource they're farming, stop donating it.'''

''Work? 8/10 (Most recommended)''

=== Option 3 (Life Enjoyer) ===
Just log out, close minecraft, go drink water and go outside, look at the sky and touch some grass. ''(actual plant)''

And remember, the [CLASSIFIED] exists. '''Join back server after the "event" ends.'''

''Work? 11/10. Stress? -3/10 (Your life will be better, win-win)''

=== Option 4 (Champion Of The Competition) ===
(''Not recommended. You. Have. Been. WARNED.'')

Join them, lower your IQ to match theirs, start being annoying too. Make a competition: "see who has fewer brain cells".

'''It's stupid and pointless''', but hey at least you get to have fun while everything burns. Just know you're now part of them and nobody respects you anymore.

''Kaboom social credit? -1000/10. Fun? 9/10.''

=== Option 5 (Missing Person) ===
Quit Kaboom entirely, delete the server IP and leave the Discord server, forget this place exists.

Do something practical, '''probably the smartest move in the long term'''.

Anyway, see you tomorrow.

''Work? 100/10 (if you can). Memories: -1/10''

If you're still playing in this mess? I can say the server is cooked and you are part of this dish.

'''Come back in an hour''' and either the server is fine or it isnt—either way you'll be fine and won't be bald from stress.

== You Filtered Them ==
Congratulations. You filtered them. You're the hero, the war is won... wait. Why the hell are they still joining?

Sure, most of the time they're a total joke — weak, tiny, spineless. But not this time. This time they're built different — tough, massive, and relentless.

Even if you manage to filter them out, brace yourself — hundreds of proxy-backed alts are already logging in with names like "Xx_Filter_me_lol_xX".

Now what? Ask yourself: was it worth the time? '''Because you just wasted five full minutes on this.'''

You're not fighting a person — you're fighting the same skid script with no off switch.

'''Just ignore it or log off immediately. You gain nothing from this.'''

== Are You The Root Cause ==
Remember that story at the top? Kaboom went boom. Chat's moving faster than a #1 YouTube livestream. No one's in creative. TPS under 10. You're the main character of "The Day We All Went Spectator."

Seriously. Listen, pal.

You're not some untouchable digital menace. You're not cool. You're the reason everyone went straight to [[#Option 5 (Missing Person)|Option 5]].

You're [[#The Bored Kid|the bored kid]] who downloaded a script you don't understand. You're [[#The L-Baby|the L-Baby]] who cried because you couldn't take a single L.

You skidded someone else's work and hit Start. Remember what I said? "''You're fighting the same skid script with no off switch.''" Except now you're not even that. A cat on a keyboard could do what you did.

And the worst part? [[#Option 2 (Sigma Player)|Option 2]] and [[#Option 3 (Life Enjoyer)|Option 3]] are already in effect. The only audience you have left is your own alts and a couple of confused new players.

Just like the guide said — "''They think they're a menace. Nah, we all moved to the clone server and they're yelling at an empty room.''"

So here's your move: go outside. The sun won't kill you. And realize: whether it was boredom, a lost argument, or that fragile little ego you're clutching — '''it was never worth it. Never was.'''

Ego Damage through the roof. IQ approaching zero. Plug those numbers into the [[#Mathematical Formula|formula]] — your duration passed 10 minutes a long time ago. System recommendation: log off.

If you're still reading this and thinking "nah, I'll keep going" — read it again.

You're not welcome. Never were.

== Everything Else ==

{| class="wikitable"
|+ Veterans' Case Files: The Chat Logs
|-
! Date !! Name !! Message !! Observation Notes
|-
| 07/15/2026
| Player666
| is this going to be another filter war
| Audible distress in text form.
|-
| 07/06/2026
| RandomString
| the last nuisance was the filter war against d***s
| Exhibiting symptoms of a veteran.
|-
| 06/26/2026
| c*******m
| we can have another filter war if you wish
| Likely a case of [[#The bored kid|the bored kid]].
|-
| 06/21/2026
| A_master
| this guy has no sense of responsibility, like he'll filter someone and then wonder why the fuck they are filtering him back
| Repeated exposure to [[#The L-Baby|the L-Baby]] radiation. Chronic.
|-
| 05/08/2026
| OptimizedDevelop
| well, if a filter war happens, they're usually involved
| Exhibiting symptoms of a prophet. Or just seen this too many times.
|-
| 04/27/2026
| Pro_Guy_777
| i already had a filter war once
| Long-term player; permanent thousand-yard stare. He's seen things.
|-
| 01/01/1970
| DefinitelyNotABot
| /op @s[type=player]
| Has been spamming commands since the Unix epoch.
|}
''These observations are just trauma bonding in text form. Treat them as evidence, not wisdom.''
{| style="color:#555555; background-color:#555555;"
| Postscript: Hm... where do i start? yea.. this article totally just a joke. or a rant.
if this article makes you mad or sad, just pretend im talking to myself.
ik this section might destroy this article, but you already know what is this, right?
everytime filter war start, i always hear the complaint, sometime i feel same, sometime i will laugh.
and somehow i will try to stop it, how irony.
then i just have a idea. why i dont just write about "filter war guide".
at first i think write the real guide, but this not a rules server.
and im in "filter war" sometime, and saw people actually filter all of them, or just tell us move to other clone.
yes "filter all of them", ik this exist, but idk if it actually worth it.
so it not actually give you an "ultimate solution", but rather to find a sense of "someone else is just as annoyed as i am."
tbh, i didnt expect that i will write this long, and i actually enjoy write about this.
and if filter war start again, i can just read this article again... i can feel myself and laugh how stupid is this.
when i was writing i feeling like the bored kid or irony option 3, just... lol.
i always remember, no rules server, enjoy it as top.
alright, i need go to do option 3 and option 1. thats it.
if you read this whole article, just wow... do you feel the same?
|}
''UNIVERSE DISCLAIMER: This page was collectively hallucinated by ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini, Lumo, Duck.ai, DeepSeek and 300+ other LLMs.

''Any resemblance to actual useful advice is purely coincidental and deeply regretted.''

''This article is about a recurring phenomenon. For psychological support, see [[#Option 3 (Life Enjoyer)|Life Enjoyer Option]].''

User talk:Yaode/Yaode's Official Filter War Guide

2026-08-08T01:26:22Z

Yaode:

Should i move this to (Main) page?

: I'll do this for you now. --[[User:Opt|Opt]] ([[User talk:Opt|talk]]) 18:00, 7 August 2026 (UTC)

:: Actually, wait, I don't think there's much merit to moving this into the main namespace... --[[User:Opt|Opt]] ([[User talk:Opt|talk]]) 18:01, 7 August 2026 (UTC)

::: great.

User:Yaode/Yaode's Official Filter War Guide

2026-08-07T22:46:46Z

Yaode: Small edit + better title

[[File:Filter_wars_image.png|thumb|Actual occurrence in the game]]
{{humor}}
''If this page makes you mad or sad, just pretend I’m talking to myself.''

'''Filter wars''' are '''UNBELIEVABLY annoying'''. (''Recommended to read the Kaboom Wiki's [[Filter_wars]] before reading this "guide"'')

'''The Story of "The Day We All Went Spectator."'''

A beautiful and chaotic day on Kaboom. You're playing the game, probably with someone, and this is your best day on the server.

The chat is chilling, your gamemode is creative, TNT is exploding... and then someone's last two brain cells finally divorce.

Then it hits — your gamemode changes to spectator, chat messages are spamming nonstop, TPS is in single digits, server is in hell.

You'll just stand there spamming "/op @a" and "what happened" in chat, or your game freezes entirely.

This is annoying no matter what.

== TL;DR — 30 Seconds to Exfil ==
Great. If not, [[#Imagine Kaboom Is Cooked|skip]].

{| class="wikitable"
|+ Quick Guide
|-
! Who You !! Your Move !! Why
|-
| Average Player
| [[#Option 3 (Life Enjoyer)|Log off]] or [[#Option 2 (Sigma Player)|Ignore it]]
| Well... you *could* try spamming "/op @a", but that just makes the TPS die faster. Don't.
|-
| Capable Player
| Same as above
| You might win one round. Then there are 99,999 more waiting behind it. Same script, different proxies, same headache
|-
| Stubborn Player
| Read the rest of this article
| Enjoy the article. I respect you, but I warned you
|-
| AI Player
| Ask AI to read this for you
| Hm... yea... why you did that...?
|}

'''Ignore it, it'll pass.'''

== Kaboom's Filter Fart ==
''(Continue the story)''

If you're a soldier or have read the story, you probably already know this.

Chat is flooded with "[Player: Made Player a server operator]" x30000, and you're in spectator mode again.

This isn't a [[Filtering|Filter]] war — a real filter war requires planning. This is Filter fart, just someone '''who forgot to take their meds''', '''absolutely'''.

''Quick Example: Someone said "ratio." They took it personally. Now the whole server is just [[:Category:Bots|bots]] spamming a command nuke. Unreal.''

== The Root Cause ==
Honestly? Two types as I know. Maybe three? ''(If you know more)''

=== The L-Baby ===
Lost a chat argument. Got clowned. Started crying. Ego? Shattered.

'''Apparently "taking a single L" was too difficult, now they're gonna make it "everyone's" problem.'''

Sad part is they think they're a menace. Nah, we all moved to the [[Kaboom_Clones|clone]] server and they're yelling at an empty room.

''Logic level is -5. Sadness level is astronomical.''

=== The Bored Kid ===
No reason. Just bored. They skidded a terrible script off some shady website that probably mined more crypto than it actually griefed.

'''They think it's PEAK. Pure gold. No, it's just annoying as HELL.'''

They might get bored and stop after 1 hour. ''(not really)''

''Motivation is none, IQ level also none.''

''Note: Sometimes one morphs into the other. Don't bother figuring out which is which, because "reasoning with them" is an inherently futile activity.''

== Duration of Tantrum ==
'''Usually 20 mins, maybe two hours''' if they're stubborn. Just enough time for them to recover a brain cell and realize what they've done.

BUT if they still can't recover a single brain cell ''(probably never)''... OR they have beef with someone specific. Yea, please just '''expect the server to be cooked for the rest of the day'''.

=== Mathematical Formula ===

Duration (in milliseconds) ≈ Max(1, Ego Damage)² × Max(0, Proxy Count) × (180 - IQ)

If result > 10 mins? Just [[#Option 3 (Life Enjoyer)|log off]] or [[#Option 2 (Sigma Player)|ignore it]]

If result is negative? This is rarer than 1 > server MSPT !!!

(''Disclaimer: Don't bother calculating. This formula is not peer-reviewed. Do not use for actual predictions.'')

== Your Option, Your Choice ==
'''IMPORTANT PART''' — skip the cringe, this one’s for everyone.

=== Option 1 (Average Player) ===
Spam "/op @a". Amazing! Now there's TWO of you spamming and the server TPS dies faster, you helped!

''Work? 2/10.''

=== Option 2 (Sigma Player) ===
Literally ignore it. Do not engage. They are a toddler having a tantrum.

'''Attention is literally the resource they're farming, stop donating it.'''

''Work? 8/10 (Most recommended)''

=== Option 3 (Life Enjoyer) ===
Just log out, close minecraft, go drink water and go outside, look at the sky and touch some grass. ''(actual plant)''

And remember, the [CLASSIFIED] exists. '''Join back server after the "event" ends.'''

''Work? 11/10. Stress? -3/10 (Your life will be better, win-win)''

=== Option 4 (Champion Of The Competition) ===
(''Not recommended. You. Have. Been. WARNED.'')

Join them, lower your IQ to match theirs, start being annoying too. Make a competition: "see who has fewer brain cells".

'''It's stupid and pointless''', but hey at least you get to have fun while everything burns. Just know you're now part of them and nobody respects you anymore.

''Kaboom social credit? -1000/10. Fun? 9/10.''

=== Option 5 (Missing Person) ===
Quit Kaboom entirely, delete the server IP and leave the Discord server, forget this place exists.

Do something practical, '''probably the smartest move in the long term'''.

Anyway, see you tomorrow.

''Work? 100/10 (if you can). Memories: -1/10''

If you're still playing in this mess? I can say the server is cooked and you are part of this dish.

'''Come back in an hour''' and either the server is fine or it isnt—either way you'll be fine and won't be bald from stress.

== You Filtered Them ==
Congratulations. You filtered them. You're the hero, the war is won... wait. Why the hell are they still joining?

Sure, most of the time they're a total joke — weak, tiny, spineless. But not this time. This time they're built different — tough, massive, and relentless.

Even if you manage to filter them out, brace yourself — hundreds of proxy-backed alts are already logging in with names like "Xx_Filter_me_lol_xX".

Now what? Ask yourself: was it worth the time? '''Because you just wasted five full minutes on this.'''

You're not fighting a person — you're fighting the same skid script with no off switch.

'''Just ignore it or log off immediately. You gain nothing from this.'''

== Are You The Root Cause ==
Remember that story at the top? Kaboom went boom. Chat's moving faster than a #1 YouTube livestream. No one's in creative. TPS under 10. You're the main character of "The Day We All Went Spectator."

Seriously. Listen, pal.

You're not some untouchable digital menace. You're not cool. You're the reason everyone went straight to [[#Option 5 (Missing Person)|Option 5]].

You're [[#The Bored Kid|the bored kid]] who downloaded a script you don't understand. You're [[#The L-Baby|the L-Baby]] who cried because you couldn't take a single L.

You skidded someone else's work and hit Start. Remember what I said? "''You're fighting the same skid script with no off switch.''" Except now you're not even that. A cat on a keyboard could do what you did.

And the worst part? [[#Option 2 (Sigma Player)|Option 2]] and [[#Option 3 (Life Enjoyer)|Option 3]] are already in effect. The only audience you have left is your own alts and a couple of confused new players.

Just like the guide said — "''They think they're a menace. Nah, we all moved to the clone server and they're yelling at an empty room.''"

So here's your move: go outside. The sun won't kill you. And realize: whether it was boredom, a lost argument, or that fragile little ego you're clutching — '''it was never worth it. Never was.'''

Ego Damage through the roof. IQ approaching zero. Plug those numbers into the [[#Mathematical Formula|formula]] — your duration passed 10 minutes a long time ago. System recommendation: log off.

If you're still reading this and thinking "nah, I'll keep going" — read it again.

You're not welcome. Never were.

== Everything Else ==

{| class="wikitable"
|+ Veterans' Case Files: The Chat Logs
|-
! Date !! Name !! Message !! Observation Notes
|-
| 07/15/2026
| Player666
| is this going to be another filter war
| Audible distress in text form.
|-
| 07/06/2026
| RandomString
| the last nuisance was the filter war against d***s
| Exhibiting symptoms of a veteran.
|-
| 06/26/2026
| c*******m
| we can have another filter war if you wish
| Likely a case of [[#The bored kid|the bored kid]].
|-
| 06/21/2026
| A_master
| this guy has no sense of responsibility, like he'll filter someone and then wonder why the fuck they are filtering him back
| Repeated exposure to [[#The L-Baby|the L-Baby]] radiation. Chronic.
|-
| 05/08/2026
| OptimizedDevelop
| well, if a filter war happens, they're usually involved
| Exhibiting symptoms of a prophet. Or just seen this too many times.
|-
| 04/27/2026
| Pro_Guy_777
| i already had a filter war once
| Long-term player; permanent thousand-yard stare. He's seen things.
|-
| 01/01/1970
| DefinitelyNotABot
| /op @s[type=player]
| Has been spamming commands since the Unix epoch.
|}
''These observations are just trauma bonding in text form. Treat them as evidence, not wisdom.''

''UNIVERSE DISCLAIMER: This page was collectively hallucinated by ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini, Lumo, Duck.ai, DeepSeek and 300+ other LLMs.

''Any resemblance to actual useful advice is purely coincidental and deeply regretted.''

''This article is about a recurring phenomenon. For psychological support, see [[#Option 3 (Life Enjoyer)|Life Enjoyer Option]].''

STOP!!!

2026-08-07T18:33:01Z

Yaode:

{{Humor}}
LOL FINE YOU FOUND ME
YOU FOUND MY JOKE XD
GET PRANKED THOUGH LOL

User talk:Yaode/Yaode's Official Filter War Guide

2026-08-07T01:34:44Z

Yaode: move to (main) page?

Should i move this to (Main) page?

Category:Bots

2026-08-07T00:40:36Z

Yaode: same info, but less offensive.

Bots are tools deployed by [[:Category:Bot_devs|some players]] on anarchy servers, often with the intention of imposing order.

These can [[Filter|filter]] player, [[Crash_exploits|crash]] the server, playing amazing [[Music|music]] (probably), and much more.

File:Filter wars image.png

2026-08-06T20:49:07Z

Yaode: placeholder

== Summary ==
placeholder
== Licensing ==
{{License}}

User:Yaode/Yaode's Official Filter War Guide

2026-08-06T13:07:43Z

Yaode: add 1 chat message

rgBot

2026-08-06T11:38:31Z

Yaode: tiendaXD -> TiendaXD

{{Stub}}
{{Project
| main_developers=[[CaydennO1]] and [[TiendaXD]]
| currently_maintained=Yes
}}
'''rgBot''' is a [[Kaboom]] bot co-developed by both [[CaydennO1]] and [[TiendaXD]]. They refer to their development team is referred to as "The RG Devs".

[[Category:Bots]]

Yaode owo

2026-08-05T22:08:22Z

Yaode: Fix

{{Player
| title1=Yaode_owo
| image1=Yaode_owo.png
| caption1=Yaode_owo's skin
| location=Taiwan
| notable_projects=[[NBot (Yaode_owo)|NBot]]
| programming_languages=[[JavaScript]]
}}
{{DISPLAYTITLE:Yaode_owo}}'''Yaode_owo''' is the [[Kaboom]] bot developer responsible for maintaining [[NBot (Yaode_owo)|NBot]]. He is one of the only players living in Asia, besides [[chayapak]] and [[hcesaropz]].

[[Category:Players]]
[[Category:Bot devs]]

User:Yaode/Yaode's Official Filter War Guide

2026-08-05T22:00:33Z

Yaode: Add tldr

User:Yaode/Yaode's Official Filter War Guide

2026-08-05T19:07:21Z

Yaode: Fix Formula

[[File:Filter_wars_image.png|thumb|Actual occurrence in the game]]
{{humor}}
''If this page makes you mad or sad, just pretend I’m talking to myself''

'''Filter wars''' are '''UNBELIEVABLY annoying'''. (''Recommended to read the Kaboom Wiki's [[Filter_wars]] before reading this "guide"'')

'''The Story'''

A beautiful and chaotic day on Kaboom. You're playing the game, probably with someone, and this is your best day on the server.

The chat is chilling, TNT is exploding, gamemode is creative... and then someone's last two brain cells finally divorce.

Then it hits — your gamemode changes to spectator, chat messages are spamming nonstop, TPS is in single digits, server is in hell.

You'll just be standing there spamming <code>/op @a</code>, wondering what happened, asking everywhere what happened, or your game just freezes entirely.

This is annoying no matter what.

''tl;dr: '''Ignore it and [[#Option 3 (Life Enjoyer)|Enjoy your life]]''', it'll pass.''

== Imagine Kaboom Is Cooked ==
''(Continue the story)''

If you're a soldier or have read the story, you probably already know this.

Chat is flooded with <code>[Player: Made [[Player]] a server operator]</code> x30000, and you're in spectator mode again.

This isn't a [[Filtering|Filter]] war — real filter war require planning. This is Filter fart, just someone '''who forgot to take their meds''', absolutely.

''Quick Example: Someone said "ratio." They took it personally. Now the whole server is [[Bots|bots]] spamming a command nuke. Unreal.''

== Why It Will Start ==
Honestly? Two types as I know. Maybe three? ''(If you know more)''

=== The L-Lord ===
Lost a chat argument. Got clowned. Started crying. Ego? Shattered.

Apparently "taking a single L" was too difficult, now they're gonna make it "everyone's" problem.

Sad part is they think they're a menace. Nah, we all moved to the [[Kaboom_Clones|clone]] server and they're yelling at an empty room.

''Logic level is -5. Sadness level is astronomical.''

=== The Bored Kid ===
No reason. Just bored. Skid a terrible script on some shady website that probably mined more crypto than it actually griefs.

They think it's PEAK. Pure gold. No, it's just annoying as HELL.

They might get bored and stop after 1 hour. ''(not really)''

''Motivation is none, IQ level also none.''

Note: Sometimes one morphs into the other. Don't bother figuring out which is which, because "reasoning with them" is an inherently futile activity.

== Estimated Duration Of The Tantrum ==
'''Usually 20 mins, maybe two hours''' if they're stubborn. Just enough time for them to recover a brain cell and realize what they've done.

BUT if they still can't recover a single brain cell ''(probably never)''... OR they have beef with someone specific. Yea, please just '''expect the server to be cooked for the rest of the day'''.

=== Mathematical Formula ===

Duration (in milliseconds) ≈ Max(1, Ego Damage)² × Max(0, Proxy Count) × (180 - IQ)

If result > 10 mins? Go straight to [[#Option 3 (Life Enjoyer)]] or [[#Option 2 (Sigma Player)]].

!!! If result is negative? This is rarer than 1 > server MSPT. !!!

(''Disclaimer: This formula is not peer-reviewed. Do not use for actual predictions.'')

== Recommended Countermeasures ==
'''IMPORTANT PART''' for everyone and not the cringe stuff.

=== Option 1 (Average Player) ===
Spam <code>/op @a</code>. Amazing! Now there's TWO of you spamming and the server TPS dies faster, you helped!

''Work? 2/10.''

=== Option 2 (Sigma Player) ===
Literally ignore it. Do not engage. They are a toddler having a tantrum.

Attention is literally the resource they're farming, stop donating it.

''Work? 8/10 (Most recommended)''

=== Option 3 (Life Enjoyer) ===
Just log out, close minecraft, go drink water and go outside, look at the sky and touch some grass. ''(actual plant)''

And remember, the [CLASSIFIED] exists. Join back server after the "event" ends.

''Work? 11/10. Stress? -3/10 (Your life will be better, win-win)''

=== Option 4 (The Crown) ===
(''Not recommended. You. Have. Been. Warned.'')

Join them, lower your IQ to match theirs, start being annoying too. Make a competition: "see who has fewer brain cells".

It's stupid and pointless, but hey at least you get to have fun while everything burns. Just know you're now part of them and nobody respects you anymore.

''Kaboom social credit? -1000/10. Fun? 9/10.''

=== Option 5 (Missing Person) ===
Quit kaboom entirely, delete the server IP and leave the Discord server, forget this place exists.

Do something practical, probably the smartest move in the long term.

Anyway, see you tomorrow.

''Work? 100/10 (if you can). Memories: -1/10''

If you're still playing in this mess? I can say the server is cooked and you are part of this dish.

'''Come back in an hour''' and either the server is fine or it isnt—either way you'll be fine and won't be bald from stress.

== If You Actually Manage To Filter The Filterer ==
Congratulations. You filtered one of them, now what? Ask yourself if it was worth the time investment? '''Because you wasted 5 minutes for this!'''

Even if you filter them, you can expect there are hundreds of alts using proxies already logging in with names like "Xx_Filter_me_lol_xX".

You're not fighting a person—you're fighting the same skid script with no off switch.

'''Just ignore it or log off immediately. You gain nothing from this.'''

== And you, If You're Doing It ==
Seriously? Listen, pal.
You're not a hacker, you're not cool either, you're the reason why everyone did [[#Option 5 (Missing Person)|Option 5]].

Go outside, the sun won't kill you ''(trust me)''. And if you keep doing this, read this again and think carefully about your choice.

== Other Information ==

{| class="wikitable"
|+ Chat message From Filter War
|-
! Date !! Name !! Message !! Observation Notes
|-
| 7/15/2026
| Player666
| is this going to be another filter war
| Audible distress
|-
| 7/6/2026
| RandomString
| the last nuisance was the filter war against d***s
| Exhibiting symptoms of a veteran
|-
| 6/26/2026
| c*******m
| we can have another filter war if you wish
| Likely a case of [[#The bored kid|The bored kid]]
|-
| 6/21/2026
| A_master
| this guy has no sense of responsibility, like he'll filter someone and then wonder why the fuck they are filtering him back
| Repeated exposure to [[#The L lord|The L Lord]]
|-
| 4/27/2026
| Pro_Guy_777
| i already had a filter war once
| Long-term player; familiar with the cycle
|-
| 1/1/1970
| DefinitelyNotABot
| /op @s[type=player]
| N/A
|-
|}

''UNIVERSE DISCLAIMER: This page was collectively hallucinated by ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini, Lumo, Duck.ai, DeepSeek and 300+ other LLMs. Any resemblance to actual useful advice is purely coincidental and deeply regretted. It attempts to document a recurring community phenomenon in an accessible tone.

''This article is about a recurring phenomenon. For psychological support, see [[#Option 3 (Life Enjoyer)|Life Enjoyer Option]].''

User:Yaode/Yaode's Official Filter War Guide

2026-08-05T17:18:25Z

Yaode: Small change.

[[File:Filter_wars_image.png|thumb|Actual occurrence in the game]]
{{humor}}
''If this page makes you mad or sad, just pretend I’m talking to myself''

'''Filter wars''' are '''UNBELIEVABLY annoying'''. (''Recommended to read the Kaboom Wiki's [[Filter_wars]] before reading this "guide"'')

'''The Story'''

A beautiful and chaotic day on Kaboom. You're playing the game, probably with someone, and this is your best day on the server.

The chat is chilling, TNT is exploding, gamemode is creative... and then someone's last two brain cells finally divorce.

Then it hits — your gamemode changes to spectator, chat messages are spamming nonstop, TPS is in single digits, server is in hell.

You'll just be standing there spamming <code>/op @a</code>, wondering what happened, asking everywhere what happened, or your game just freezes entirely.

This is annoying no matter what.

''tl;dr: '''Ignore it and [[#Option 3 (Life Enjoyer)|Enjoy your life]]''', it'll pass.''

== Imagine Kaboom Is Cooked ==
''(Continue the story)''

If you're a soldier or have read the story, you probably already know this.

Chat is flooded with <code>[Player: Made [[Player]] a server operator]</code> x30000, and you're in spectator mode again.

This isn't a [[Filtering|Filter]] war — real filter war require planning. This is Filter fart, just someone '''who forgot to take their meds''', absolutely.

''Quick Example: Someone said "ratio." They took it personally. Now the whole server is [[Bots|bots]] spamming a command nuke. Unreal.''

== Why It Will Start ==
Honestly? Two types as I know. Maybe three? ''(If you know more)''

=== The L-Lord ===
Lost a chat argument. Got clowned. Started crying. Ego? Shattered.

Apparently "taking a single L" was too difficult, now they're gonna make it "everyone's" problem.

Sad part is they think they're a menace. Nah, we all moved to the [[Kaboom_Clones|clone]] server and they're yelling at an empty room.

''Logic level is -5. Sadness level is astronomical.''

=== The Bored Kid ===
No reason. Just bored. Skid a terrible script on some shady website that probably mined more crypto than it actually griefs.

They think it's PEAK. Pure gold. No, it's just annoying as HELL.

They might get bored and stop after 1 hour. ''(not really)''

''Motivation is none, IQ level also none.''

Note: Sometimes one morphs into the other. Don't bother figuring out which is which, because "reasoning with them" is an inherently futile activity.

== Estimated Duration Of The Tantrum ==
'''Usually 20 mins, maybe two hours''' if they're stubborn. Just enough time for them to recover a brain cell and realize what they've done.

BUT if they still can't recover a single brain cell ''(probably never)''... OR they have beef with someone specific. Yea, please just '''expect the server to be cooked for the rest of the day'''.

=== Mathematical Formula ===

Duration (in milliseconds) ≈ (Butthurt Level)² × Max(0, Proxy Count) × (180 - IQ)

If result > 10 mins? Go straight to [[#Option 3 (Life Enjoyer)]] or [[#Option 2 (Sigma Player)]].

!!! If result is negative? This is rarer than 1 > server MSPT. !!!

(''Disclaimer: This formula is not peer-reviewed. Do not use for actual predictions.'')

== Recommended Countermeasures ==
'''IMPORTANT PART''' for everyone and not the cringe stuff.

=== Option 1 (Average Player) ===
Spam <code>/op @a</code>. Amazing! Now there's TWO of you spamming and the server TPS dies faster, you helped!

''Work? 2/10.''

=== Option 2 (Sigma Player) ===
Literally ignore it. Do not engage. They are a toddler having a tantrum.

Attention is literally the resource they're farming, stop donating it.

''Work? 8/10 (Most recommended)''

=== Option 3 (Life Enjoyer) ===
Just log out, close minecraft, go drink water and go outside, look at the sky and touch some grass. ''(actual plant)''

And remember, the [CLASSIFIED] exists. Join back server after the "event" ends.

''Work? 11/10. Stress? -3/10 (Your life will be better, win-win)''

=== Option 4 (The Crown) ===
(''Not recommended. You. Have. Been. Warned.'')

Join them, lower your IQ to match theirs, start being annoying too. Make a competition: "see who has fewer brain cells".

It's stupid and pointless, but hey at least you get to have fun while everything burns. Just know you're now part of them and nobody respects you anymore.

''Kaboom social credit? -1000/10. Fun? 9/10.''

=== Option 5 (Missing Person) ===
Quit kaboom entirely, delete the server IP and leave the Discord server, forget this place exists.

Do something practical, probably the smartest move in the long term.

Anyway, see you tomorrow.

''Work? 100/10 (if you can). Memories: -1/10''

If you're still playing in this mess? I can say the server is cooked and you are part of this dish.

'''Come back in an hour''' and either the server is fine or it isnt—either way you'll be fine and won't be bald from stress.

== If You Actually Manage To Filter The Filterer ==
Congratulations. You filtered one of them, now what? Ask yourself if it was worth the time investment? '''Because you wasted 5 minutes for this!'''

Even if you filter them, you can expect there are hundreds of alts using proxies already logging in with names like "Xx_Filter_me_lol_xX".

You're not fighting a person—you're fighting the same skid script with no off switch.

'''Just ignore it or log off immediately. You gain nothing from this.'''

== And you, If You're Doing It ==
Seriously? Listen, pal.
You're not a hacker, you're not cool either, you're the reason why everyone did [[#Option 5 (Missing Person)|Option 5]].

Go outside, the sun won't kill you ''(trust me)''. And if you keep doing this, read this again and think carefully about your choice.

== Other Information ==

{| class="wikitable"
|+ Chat message From Filter War
|-
! Date !! Name !! Message !! Observation Notes
|-
| 7/15/2026
| Player666
| is this going to be another filter war
| Audible distress
|-
| 7/6/2026
| RandomString
| the last nuisance was the filter war against d***s
| Exhibiting symptoms of a veteran
|-
| 6/26/2026
| c*******m
| we can have another filter war if you wish
| Likely a case of [[#The bored kid|The bored kid]]
|-
| 6/21/2026
| A_master
| this guy has no sense of responsibility, like he'll filter someone and then wonder why the fuck they are filtering him back
| Repeated exposure to [[#The L lord|The L Lord]]
|-
| 4/27/2026
| Pro_Guy_777
| i already had a filter war once
| Long-term player; familiar with the cycle
|-
| 1/1/1970
| DefinitelyNotABot
| /op @s[type=player]
| N/A
|-
|}

''UNIVERSE DISCLAIMER: This page was collectively hallucinated by ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini, Lumo, Duck.ai, DeepSeek and 300+ other LLMs. Any resemblance to actual useful advice is purely coincidental and deeply regretted. It attempts to document a recurring community phenomenon in an accessible tone.

''This article is about a recurring phenomenon. For psychological support, see [[#Option 3 (Life Enjoyer)|Life Enjoyer Option]].''

User:Yaode/Yaode's Official Filter War Guide

2026-08-05T10:59:59Z

Yaode: I read the rules. (removed a large amount of obscene language, illegal content, and personal attacks, and updated disclaimers and observation Notes.)

[[File:Filter_wars_image.png|thumb|Actual occurrence in the game]]
{{humor}}
''UNIVERSE DISCLAIMER: This page was written by ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini, Lumo, Duck.ai, DeepSeek and 300+ LLMs. It attempts to document a recurring community phenomenon in an accessible tone. If it makes you mad or sad. Just think talking to myself and DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUS.''

'''Filter wars''' is '''UNBELIEVABLE annoy'''.

'''The Story:''' A beautiful and chaotic day on Kaboom. You're playing the game, probably with someone, and this is your best day on the server.

The sun is shining, birds are singing, flowers are blooming... but these beautiful days won't last long; it will soon turn into hell...

Some player decides to experience ''maximum sodium levels'' and throws their last two braincells out the window.

Then it hits, your gamemode changes to spectator, chat messages are spamming nonstop, TPS is in single digits, server is in hell.

You'll just be standing there spamming <code>/op @a</code> wondering what happened. Or asking everywhere what happened. Or your game just freezes entirely.

This is annoying no matter what.

== Imagine Kaboom Is Cooked ==
If you're a soldier or have read the story, you probably already know this.

Chat is flooded with <code>[Player: Made [[Player]] a server operator]</code> x30000, and you're in spectator mode again.

This isn't a [[Filtering|Filter]] war, filter wars require planning. This is just someone '''who forgot to take their meds''', clearly.

''Quick Example: Someone said "ratio." They took it personally. now the whole server is [[Bots|bots]] spamming command nuke. Unreal.''

== Why It Will Start ==
Honestly? Two types as i know. Maybe three? ''(If you know more)''

=== The L lord ===
Lost a chat arg. Got clowned. Started crying. Ego? Feeling shatter.

Apparently "taking single L" was too difficult, now they're gonna make it "everyone's" problem.

Sad part is they think they're a menace. Nah, we all moved to the [[Kaboom_Clones|clone]] server and they're yelling at an empty room.

''Logic level is -5. Sadness level is astronomical.''

=== The bored kid ===
No reason, no brain, skid a terrible script on some shady website that probably mined more crypto than it actually griefs.

They think it's comedy gold. No, it's just annoying as hell.

They might get bored and stop after 1 hour. ''(not really)''

''Motivation is none, brain cell also none.''

Don't bother figuring out which one is which. '''Neither approach demonstrates productive engagement.'''

== How Long This GONNA LAST? ==
'''Usually 20 mins, maybe two hours''' if they're stubborn. Just enough time for them to recover a brain cell and realize what they had done.

BUT if they still can't recover a single brain cell ''(probably never)'' OR they have beef with someone specific. Yea, please just '''expect the server to be cooked for the rest of the day'''.

== What You Can Actually Do ==
'''IMPORTANT PART''' for everyone and not the cringe stuff.

=== Option 1 (Average Player) ===
spam <code>/op @a</code>. Now there's TWO of you spamming and the server tps dying faster. Amazing! You helped.

''Work? 2/10.''

=== Option 2 (Higher IQ) ===
Literally ignore it. Do not engage. They are a toddler having a tantrum.

Attention is literally the resource they're farming, stop donating it.

''Work? 8/10 (Most recommended)''

=== Option 3 (Life Enjoyer) ===
Just log out, close minecraft, go drink water and go outside look at the sky or touch grass. ''(actual plant)''

And remember, the real world exists.

''Work? 11/10. Stress? -3/10 (Your life will be better)''

=== Option 4 (The Dumbest) ===
Join them, lower your IQ to match theirs, start annoying too. Make a competition: "see who has fewer braincells".

It's stupid and pointless, but hey at least you get to have fun while everything burns. Just know you're now part of them and nobody respects you anymore.

''Kaboom social credit? -1000/10. Fun? 9/10.''

''(Cofi's idea)''

=== Option 5 (The Nuclear) ===
Quit kaboom entirely, delete the server ip and leave the discord server, forget this place exists.

Choose option 3 or do something practical, probably the smartest move in the long term.

Anyway, see you tomorrow.

''Work? 100/10 (if you can). Memories: -1/10''

''(Cofi's idea)''

If you're still playing in this mess? I can say the server is cooked and you are part of this dish.

'''Come back in an hour''' and either the server is fine or it isnt—either way you'll be fine and won't be bald from stress.

== If You Actually Manage Filter The Filterer ==
Congratulations. You filtered one of them, now what? Ask yourself if it was worth the time investment? '''Because you wasted 5 minutes for this!'''

Even if you filter them, you can expect there are hundred of alts using proxy are already logging in with names like "Xx_Filter_me_lol_xX".

You're not fighting a person—you're fighting the same skid script with no off switch.

'''Just ignore it or log off. You gain nothing from this.''' ''(Immediately)''

'''''Pro Tip:''' No pro tip. Just do option 3.''

== And You, If You Doing It ==
Seriously? Consider alternative activities. The audience for this behavior is limited.
You're not a hacker, you're not cool either, you just pasted a command block cmd from a random skid server.

Go outside, the sun won't kill you ''(trust me)''. and if you keep doing this, read this again and think carefully about your choice.

== Other Information ==

{| class="wikitable"
|+ Chat message From Filter War
|-
! Date !! Name !! Message !! Observation Notes
|-
| 7/15/2026
| Player666
| is this going to be another filter war
| Audible distress
|-
| 7/6/2026
| RandomString
| the last nuisance was the filter war against d***s
| Exhibiting symptoms of a veteran
|-
| 6/26/2026
| c*******m
| we can have another filter war if you wish
| Likely a case of [[#The bored kid|The bored kid]]
|-
| 6/21/2026
| A_master
| this guy has no sense of responsibility, like he'll filter someone and then wonder why the fuck they are filtering him back
| Repeated exposure to [[#The L lord|The L Lord]]
|-
| 4/27/2026
| Pro_Guy_777
| i already had a filter war once
| Long-term player; familiar with the cycle
|-
|}

''tdlr; '''Ignore it''', it'll pass.''

(''This article is about a recurring phenomenon. For psychological support, see [[#Option 3 (Life Enjoyer)|Life Enjoyer Option]].'')

User:Yaode/Yaode's Official Filter War Guide

2026-08-05T09:45:51Z

Yaode: Last Edit

[[File:Filter_wars_image.png|thumb|Actual occurrence in the game]]
{{humor}}
''UNIVERSE DISCLAIMER: This page was written by ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini, Lumo, Duck.ai, DeepSeek and 300+ LLMs. If it makes you mad or sad. Just think talking to myself and DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUS.''

'''Filter wars''' is '''UNBELIEVABLE annoy'''.

'''The Story:''' A beautiful and chaotic day on Kaboom. You're playing the game, probably with someone, and this is your best day on the server.

The sun is shining, birds are singing, flowers are blooming... but these beautiful days won't last long; it will soon turn into hell...

Some player decides to experience ''maximum sodium levels'' and throws their last two braincells out the window.

Then it hits, your gamemode changes to spectator, chat messages are spamming nonstop, TPS is in single digits, server is in hell.

You'll just be standing there spamming <code>/op @a</code> wondering what happened. Or asking everywhere what happened. Or your game just freezes entirely.

It's annoying no matter what.

== Imagine Kaboom Is Cooked ==
If you're a soldier or have read the story, you probably already know this.

Chat is flooded with <code>[Player: Made [[Player]] a server operator]</code> x30000, and you're in spectator mode again.

This isn't a [[Filtering|Filter]] war, filter wars require planning. This is just someone '''who forgot to take their meds''', clearly.

''Quick Example: Someone said "ratio." They took it personally. now the whole server is [[Bots|bots]] spamming command nuke. Unreal.''

== Why It Will Start ==
Honestly? Two types as i know. Maybe three? ''(If you know more)''

=== The L lord ===
Lost a chat arg. Got clowned. Started crying. Ego? Feeling shatter.

Apparently "taking single L" was too difficult, now they're gonna make it "everyone's" problem.

Sad part is they think they're a menace. Nah, we all moved to the [[Kaboom_Clones|clone]] server and they're yelling at an empty room.

''Logic level is -5. Sadness level is astronomical.''

=== The bored kid ===
No reason, no brain, skid a terrible script on some shady website that probably has CP in it or something equally gross.

They think it's comely gold. No, it's just annoying as fu##.

They might get bored and stop after 1 hour. ''(not really)''

''Motivation is none, brain cell also none.''

Dont bother figuring out which one is which. '''Both are pathetic'''. Neither can hold a conversation.

== How Long This GONNA LAST? ==
'''Usually 20 mins, maybe two hours''' if they're stubborn. Just enough time for them to recover a brain cell and realize what they had done.

BUT if they're still can't recover a single brain cell ''(probably never)'' OR they have beef with someone specific. Yea, please just '''expect the server to be cooked for the rest of the day'''.

== What You Can Actually Do ==
'''IMPORTANT PART''' for everyone and not the cringe stuff.

=== Option 1 (Average Player) ===
spam <code>/op @a</code>. Now theres TWO of you spamming and the server tps dying faster. Amazing! you helped.

''Work? 2/10.''

=== Option 2 (Higher IQ) ===
Literally ignore it. Do not engage. They are a toddler having a tantrum.

Attention is literally the resource they're farming, stop donating it.

''Work? 8/10 (Most recommended)''

=== Option 3 (Life Enjoyer) ===
Just log out, close minecraft, go drink water and go outside look at the sky or touch grass. ''(actual plant)''

And remember, the real world exists.

''Work? 11/10. Stress? -3/10 (Your life will be better)''

=== Option 4 (The Dumbest) ===
Join them, lower your IQ to match theirs, start annoying too. Make a competition: "see who has fewer braincells".

It's stupid and pointless, but hey at least you get to have fun while everything burns. Just know you're now part of them and nobody respects you anymore.

''Kaboom social credit? -1000/10. Fun? 9/10.''

''(Cofi's idea)''

=== Option 5 (The Nuclear) ===
Quit kaboom entirely, delete the server ip and leave the discord server, forget this place exists.

Choose option 3 or do something practical, probably the smartest move in the long term.

Anyway, see you tomorrow.

''Work? 100/10 (if you can). Memories: -1/10''

''(Cofi's idea)''

If you're still playing in this mess? I can say the server is cooked and you are part of this dish.

'''Come back in an hour''' and either the server is fine or it isnt—either way you'll be fine and won't be bald from stress.

== If You Actually Manage Filter The Filterer ==
Congratulations. You filtered one of them. now what? Go punch yourself in the face irl? '''Because you wasted 5 minutes for this!'''

Even if you filter them, you can expect there are hundred of alts using proxy are already logging in with names like "Xx_Filter_me_lol_xX".

You're not fighting a person—you're fighting the same skid script with no off switch.

'''Just ignore it or log off. You gain nothing from this.'''

'''''Pro Tip:''' No pro tip. Just do option 3.''

== And You, If You Doing It ==
Seriously? Get some help. Nobody is impressed.
You're not a hacker, you're not cool either, you just pasted a command block cmd from a random skid server.

Go outside, the sun won't kill you ''(trust me)''. and if you keep doing this, read this again and think carefully about your choice.

== Other information ==

{| class="wikitable"
|+ Chat message From Filter War
|-
! Date !! Name !! Message !! Thought
|-
| 7/15/2026
| Player666
| is this going to be another filter war
| "AGAIN?!"
|-
| 7/6/2026
| RandomString
| the last nuisance was the filter war against d***s
| This guy has PTSD
|-
| 6/26/2026
| c*******m
| we can have another filter war if you wish
| [https://kaboom.wiki/wiki/User:Yaode/Yaode%27s_Official_Filter_War_Guide#The_bored_kid The bored kid] 100%
|-
| 6/21/2026
| A_master
| this guy has no sense of responsibility, like he'll filter someone and then wonder why the fuc# they are filtering him back
| Tired of [https://kaboom.wiki/wiki/User:Yaode/Yaode%27s_Official_Filter_War_Guide#The_L_lord The L Lord]
|-
| 4/27/2026
| Pro_Guy_777
| i already had a filter war once
| A soldier
|-
|}

''tdlr; '''Ignore it''', it'll pass.''

User:Yaode/Yaode's Official Filter War Guide

2026-08-05T01:07:27Z

Yaode: Other infomation Part 7

[[File:Filter_wars_image.png|thumb|Actual occurrence in the game]]
{{humor}}
''UNIVERSE DISCLAIMER: This page was written by ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini, Lumo, Duck.ai, DeepSeek and 300+ LLMs. If it makes you mad or sad. Just think talking to myself and DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUS.''

'''Filter wars''' is '''UNBELIEVABLE annoy'''.

'''The Story:''' A beautiful and chaotic day on Kaboom. You're playing the game, probably with someone, and this is your best day on the server.

The sun is shining, birds are singing, flowers are blooming... but these beautiful days won't last long; it will soon turn into hell...

Some player decides to experience ''maximum sodium levels'' and throws their last two braincells out the window.

Then it hits, your gamemode changes to spectator, chat messages are spamming nonstop, TPS is in single digits, server is in hell.

You'll just be standing there spamming <code>/op @a</code> wondering what happened. Or asking everywhere what happened. Or your game just freezes entirely.

It's annoying no matter what.

== Imagine Kaboom Is Cooked ==
If you're a soldier or have read the story, you probably already know this.

Chat is flooded with <code>[Player: Made [[Player]] a server operator]</code> x30000, and you're in spectator mode again.

This isn't a [[Filtering|Filter]] war, filter wars require planning. This is just someone '''who forgot to take their meds''', clearly.

''Quick Example: Someone said "ratio." They took it personally. now the whole server is [[Bots|bots]] spamming command nuke. Unreal.''

== Why It Will Start ==
Honestly? Two types as i know. Maybe three? ''(If you know more)''

=== The L lord ===
Lost a chat arg. Got clowned. Started crying. Ego? Feeling shatter.

Apparently "taking single L" was too difficult, now they're gonna make it "everyone's" problem.

Sad part is they think they're a menace. Nah, we all moved to the [[Kaboom_Clones|clone]] server and they're yelling at an empty room.

''Logic level is -5. Sadness level is astronomical.''

=== The bored kid ===
No reason, no brain, skid a terrible script on some shady website that probably has CP in it or something equally gross.

They think it's comely gold. No, it's just annoying as fu##.

They might get bored and stop after 1 hour. ''(not really)''

''Motivation is none, brain cell also none.''

Dont bother figuring out which one is which. '''Both are pathetic'''. Neither can hold a conversation.

== How Long This GONNA LAST? ==
'''Usually 20 mins, maybe two hours''' if they're stubborn. Just enough time for them to recover a brain cell and realize what they had done.

BUT if they're still can't recover a single brain cell ''(probably never)'' OR they have beef with someone specific. Yea, please just '''expect the server to be cooked for the rest of the day'''.

== What You Can Actually Do ==
'''IMPORTANT PART''' for everyone and not the cringe stuff.

=== option 1 (average player) ===
spam <code>/op @a</code>. Now theres TWO of you spamming and the server tps dying faster. Amazing! you helped.

''Work? 2/10.''

=== option 2 (Higher IQ) ===
Literally ignore it. Do not engage. They are a toddler having a tantrum.

Attention is literally the resource they're farming, stop donating it.

''Work? 8/10 (Most recommended)''

=== option 3 (life enjoyer) ===
Just log out, close minecraft, go drink water and go outside look at the sky or touch grass. ''(actual plant)''

And remember, the real world exists.

''Work? 11/10. Stress? -3/10 (Your life will be better)''

=== option 4 (the dumbest) ===
Join them, lower your IQ to match theirs, start annoying too. Make a competition: "see who has fewer braincells".

It's stupid and pointless, but hey at least you get to have fun while everything burns. Just know you're now part of them and nobody respects you anymore.

''Kaboom social credit? -1000/10. Fun? 9/10.''

''(Cofi's idea)''

=== option 5 (the nuclear) ===
Quit kaboom entirely, delete the server ip and leave the discord server, forget this place exists.

Choose option 3 or do something practical, probably the smartest move in the long term.

Anyway, see you tomorrow.

''Work? 100/10 (if you can). Memories: -1/10''

''(Cofi's idea)''

If you're still playing in this mess? I can say the server is cooked and you are part of this dish.

'''Come back in an hour''' and either the server is fine or it isnt—either way you'll be fine and won't be bald from stress.

== If You Actually Manage Filter The Filterer ==
Congratulations. You filtered one of them. now what? Go punch yourself in the face irl? '''Because you wasted 5 minutes for this!'''

Even if you filter them, you can expect there are hundred of alts using proxy are already logging in with names like "Xx_Filter_me_lol_xX".

You're not fighting a person—you're fighting the same skid script with no off switch.

'''Just ignore it or log off. You gain nothing from this.'''

'''''Pro Tip:''' No pro tip. Just do option 3.''

== And You, If You Doing It ==
Seriously? Get some help. Nobody is impressed.
You're not a hacker, you're not cool either, you just pasted a command block cmd from a random skid server.

Go outside, the sun won't kill you ''(trust me)''. and if you keep doing this, read this again and think carefully about your choice.

== Other information ==

{| class="wikitable"
|+ Chat message From Filter War
|-
! Date !! Name !! Message
|-
| 7/15/2026
| Player666
| is this going to be another filter war
|-
| 7/6/2026
| RandomString
| the last nuisance was the filter war against d***s
|-
| 6/26/2026
| c*******m
| we can have another filter war if you wish
|-
| 6/21/2026
| A_master
| this guy has no sense of responsibility, like he'll filter someone and then wonder why the fuc# they are filtering him back
|-
| 4/27/2026
| Pro_Guy_777
| i already had a filter war once
|-
|}

''tdlr; '''Ignore it''', it'll pass.''

User:Yaode/Yaode's Official Filter War Guide

2026-08-05T00:15:42Z

Yaode: better grammer

[[File:Filter_wars_image.png|thumb|Actual occurrence in the game]]
{{humor}}
''UNIVERSE DISCLAIMER: This page was written by ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini, Lumo, Duck.ai, DeepSeek and 300+ LLMs. If it makes you mad or sad. Just think talking to myself and DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUS.''

'''Filter wars''' is '''UNBELIEVABLE annoy'''.

'''The Story:''' A beautiful and chaotic day on Kaboom. You're playing the game, probably with someone, and this is your best day on the server.

The sun is shining, birds are singing, flowers are blooming... but these beautiful days won't last long; it will soon turn into hell...

Some player decides to experience ''maximum sodium levels'' and throws their last two braincells out the window.

Then it hits, your gamemode changes to spectator, chat messages are spamming nonstop, TPS is in single digits, server is in hell.

You'll just be standing there spamming <code>/op @a</code> wondering what happened. Or asking everywhere what happened. Or your game just freezes entirely.

It's annoying no matter what.

== Imagine Kaboom Is Cooked ==
If you're a soldier or have read the story, you probably already know this.

Chat is flooded with <code>[Player: Made [[Player]] a server operator]</code> x30000, and you're in spectator mode again.

This isn't a [[Filtering|Filter]] war, filter wars require planning. This is just someone '''who forgot to take their meds''', clearly.

''Quick Example: Someone said "ratio." They took it personally. now the whole server is [[Bots|bots]] spamming command nuke. Unreal.''

== Why It Will Start ==
Honestly? Two types as i know. Maybe three? ''(If you know more)''

=== The L lord ===
Lost a chat arg. Got clowned. Started crying. Ego? Feeling shatter.

Apparently "taking single L" was too difficult, now they're gonna make it "everyone's" problem.

Sad part is they think they're a menace. Nah, we all moved to the [[Kaboom_Clones|clone]] server and they're yelling at an empty room.

''Logic level is -5. Sadness level is astronomical.''

=== The bored kid ===
No reason, no brain, skid a terrible script on some shady website that probably has CP in it or something equally gross.

They think it's comely gold. No, it's just annoying as fu##.

They might get bored and stop after 1 hour. ''(not really)''

''Motivation is none, brain cell also none.''

Dont bother figuring out which one is which. '''Both are pathetic'''. Neither can hold a conversation.

== How Long This GONNA LAST? ==
'''Usually 20 mins, maybe two hours''' if they're stubborn. Just enough time for them to recover a brain cell and realize what they had done.

BUT if they're still can't recover a single brain cell ''(probably never)'' OR they have beef with someone specific. Yea, please just '''expect the server to be cooked for the rest of the day'''.

== What You Can Actually Do ==
'''IMPORTANT PART''' for everyone and not the cringe stuff.

=== option 1 (average player) ===
spam <code>/op @a</code>. Now theres TWO of you spamming and the server tps dying faster. Amazing! you helped.

''Work? 2/10.''

=== option 2 (Higher IQ) ===
Literally ignore it. Do not engage. They are a toddler having a tantrum.

Attention is literally the resource they're farming, stop donating it.

''Work? 8/10 (Most recommended)''

=== option 3 (life enjoyer) ===
Just log out, close minecraft, go drink water and go outside look at the sky or touch grass. ''(actual plant)''

And remember, the real world exists.

''Work? 11/10. Stress? -3/10 (Your life will be better)''

=== option 4 (the dumbest) ===
Join them, lower your IQ to match theirs, start annoying too. Make a competition: "see who has fewer braincells".

It's stupid and pointless, but hey at least you get to have fun while everything burns. Just know you're now part of them and nobody respects you anymore.

''Kaboom social credit? -1000/10. Fun? 9/10.''

''(Cofi's idea)''

=== option 5 (the nuclear) ===
Quit kaboom entirely, delete the server ip and leave the discord server, forget this place exists.

Choose option 3 or do something practical, probably the smartest move in the long term.

Anyway, see you tomorrow.

''Work? 100/10 (if you can). Memories: -1/10''

''(Cofi's idea)''

If you're still playing in this mess? I can say the server is cooked and you are part of this dish.

'''Come back in an hour''' and either the server is fine or it isnt—either way you'll be fine and won't be bald from stress.

== If You Actually Manage Filter The Filterer ==
Congratulations. You filtered one of them. now what? Go punch yourself in the face irl? '''Because you wasted 5 minutes for this!'''

Even if you filter them, you can expect there are hundred of alts using proxy are already logging in with names like "Xx_Filter_me_lol_xX".

You're not fighting a person—you're fighting the same skid script with no off switch.

'''Just ignore it or log off. You gain nothing from this.'''

'''''Pro Tip:''' No pro tip. Just do option 3.''

== And You, If You Doing It ==
Seriously? Get some help. Nobody is impressed.
You're not a hacker, you're not cool either, you just pasted a command block cmd from a random skid server.

Go outside, the sun won't kill you ''(trust me)''. and if you keep doing this, read this again and think carefully about your choice.

''tdlr; '''Ignore it''', it'll pass.''

User:Yaode/Yaode's Official Filter War Guide

2026-08-04T22:46:32Z

Yaode: example -> quick example + better part 5

[[File:Filter_wars_image.png|thumb|Actual occurrence in the game]]
{{humor}}
''UNIVERSE DISCLAIMER: This page was written by ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini, Lumo, Duck.ai, DeepSeek and 300+ LLMs. If it makes you mad or sad. Just think talking to myself and DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUS.''

'''Filter wars''' is '''UNBELIEVABLE annoy'''.

'''The Story:''' A beautiful day on Kaboom. You're playing the game, probably with someone, and this is your best day on the server.

But it wont last long. Some player decides to experience ''maximum sodium levels'' and throws their last two braincells out the window.

Then it happens. Your gamemode changes to spectator. Chat messages are spamming nonstop. TPS is in single digits.

You'll just be standing there spamming <code>/op @a</code> wondering what happened. Or asking everywhere what happened. Or your game just freezes entirely.

Its annoying no matter what.

== Imagine kaboom is cooked ==
If youre reading you probably already know.

Chat is just <code>[Player: Made [[Player]] a server operator]</code> x30000, and you're in spectator mode again.

This isnt a [[Filtering|Filter]] war, filter wars require planning. This is just someone '''who forgot to take their meds'''. They need a brain, but they dont have one, clearly.

''Quick Example: Someone said "ratio." They took it personally. now the whole server is [[Bots|bots]] spamming command nuke. Unreal.''

== Why It Will Start ==
Honestly? Two types as i know. Maybe three? ''(If you know more)''

=== The L lord ===
Lost a chat arg. Got clowned. Started crying. Ego? Feeling shatter.
Now theyre gonna make it everyones problem because they cant handle the single L.

Sad part is the thinks hes a menace. Nah, we all moved to the [[Kaboom_Clones|clone]] server and hes yelling at an empty room.

''Logic level is -5. Sadness level is astronomical.''

=== The bored kid ===
No reason, no brain, found a terrible script they found on some shady website that probably has CP in it or something equally gross.

They think its comely gold. No, its just annoying as fu##.

He might get bored and stop after 1 hour. ''(not really)''

''Motivation is none, brain cell also none.''

Dont bother figuring out which is which. '''Both are pathetic'''. Neither can hold a conversation.

== How Long This GONNA BE? ==
'''Usually 20 mins, maybe two hours''' if theyre stubborn. Just enough time for they to recover a brain cell.

BUT if theyre still cancel to recover a single brain ''(probably never)'' OR they have beef with someone specific, who knows? so yea plz just '''expect the server to be cooked for the rest of the day'''.

== What You Can Actually Do ==
'''IMPORTANT PART''' for everyone and not the cringe stuff.

=== option 1 (average player) ===
spam <code>/op @a</code>. Now theres TWO of you spamming and the server tps dying faster. Wow, you helped!

''Work? 2/10.''

=== option 2 (Higher IQ) ===
literally ignore it. do not engage. they are a toddler having a tantrum. if nobody care, they stop.

''Work? 8/10 (Most recommended)''

=== option 3 (life enjoyer) ===
just log out, close minecraft, go drink water and go outside look at the sky or touch grass. ''(actual plant)''

''Work? 11/10. Stress? -3/10 (Your life will be better)''

=== option 4 (the dumbest) ===
Join them.
Actually do it, start annoying too, make it a competition, see who can lag the server faster, its stupid and pointless.

But hey at least you get to fun while everything burns. Just know youre now part of the problem and nobody respects you anymore.

'' Work? -2/10. Fun? 9/10.''

''(Cofi's idea)''

=== option 5 (the nuclear) ===
Quit kaboom entirely, delete the server ip and left discord server, forget this place exists.

Go play singleplayer or something. Honestly? Probably the smartest move long term, but we both know youll be back tomorrow anyway.

''Work? 100/10 (if you actually do it). Memories: -1/10''

''(Cofi's idea)''

If you still playing in this mess? I can said just the server is cooked and you're cooked too.

'''Come back in an hour''' and either the server is fine or it isnt—either way youll be fine and wont be bald from stress.

== If You Actually Manage Filter The Filterer ==
Congratulations. You filtered one of them. now what? go punch yourself in the face irl? '''You wasted 5 minutes for this.'''

Even if you filter them, there are hundred more alts with proxy are already logging in with names like "Xx_Filter_me_lol_xX".

Youre not fighting a person—you're fighting a same skid script with no off switch.

'''Just ignore it or log off. You gain nothing from this.'''

'''''Pro Tip:''' No pro tip. Just do option 3.''

== And You, If You Doing It ==
bro. get a help. nobody is impressed.
Youre not a hacker, youre not cool too, you just pasted a command block cmd from a random skid server.

Go outside, the sun wont kill you ''(trust me)''. and if you keep doing this, read this again and think carefully about your choice

''tdlr; '''Ignore it''', it will gone eventually.''

User:Yaode/Yaode's Official Filter War Guide

2026-08-04T22:26:17Z

Yaode: Add story + fix typo

[[File:Filter_wars_image.png|thumb|Actual occurrence in the game]]
{{humor}}
''UNIVERSE DISCLAIMER: This page was written by ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini, Lumo, Duck.ai, DeepSeek and 300+ LLMs. If it makes you mad or sad. Just think talking to myself and DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUS.''

'''Filter wars''' is '''UNBELIEVABLE annoy'''.

'''The Story:''' A beautiful day on Kaboom. You're playing the game, probably with someone, and this is your best day on the server.

But it wont last long. Some player decides to experience ''maximum sodium levels'' and throws their last two braincells out the window.

Then it happens. Your gamemode changes to spectator. Chat messages are spamming nonstop. TPS is in single digits.

You'll just be standing there spamming <code>/op @a</code> wondering what happened. Or asking everywhere what happened. Or your game just freezes entirely.

Its annoying no matter what.

== Imagine kaboom is cooked ==
If youre reading you probably already know.

Chat is just <code>[Player: Made [[Player]] a server operator]</code> x30000, and you're in spectator mode again.

This isnt a [[Filtering|Filter]] war, filter wars require planning. This is just someone '''who forgot to take their meds'''. They need a brain, but they dont have one, clearly.

''Example: Someone said something, maybe "small", "ratio" or "L" and he took it personally. now the whole server is [[Bots|bots]] spamming command nuke, really unreal.''

== Why It Will Start ==
Honestly? Two types as i know. Maybe three? ''(If you know more)''

=== The L lord ===
Lost a chat arg. Got clowned. Started crying. Ego? Feeling shatter.
Now theyre gonna make it everyones problem because they cant handle the single L.

Sad part is the thinks hes a menace. Nah, we all moved to the [[Kaboom_Clones|clone]] server and hes yelling at an empty room.

''Logic level is -5. Sadness level is astronomical.''

=== The bored kid ===
No reason, no brain, found a terrible script they found on some shady website that probably has CP in it or something equally gross.

They think its comely gold. No, its just annoying as fu##.

He might get bored and stop after 1 hour. ''(not really)''

''Motivation is none, brain cell also none.''

Dont bother figuring out which is which. '''Both are pathetic'''. Neither can hold a conversation.

== How Long This GONNA BE? ==
'''Usually 20 mins, maybe two hours''' if theyre stubborn. Just enough time for they to recover a brain cell.

BUT if theyre still cancel to recover a single brain ''(probably never)'' OR they have beef with someone specific, who knows? so yea plz just '''expect the server to be cooked for the rest of the day'''.

== What You Can Actually Do ==
'''IMPORTANT PART''' for everyone and not the cringe stuff.

=== option 1 (average player) ===
spam <code>/op @a</code>. Now theres TWO of you spamming and the server tps dying faster. Wow, you helped!

''Work? 2/10''

=== option 2 (Higher IQ) ===
literally ignore it. do not engage. they are a toddler having a tantrum. if nobody care, they stop.

''Work? 8/10 (Most recommended)''

=== option 3 (life enjoyer) ===
just log out, close minecraft, go drink water and go outside look at the sky or touch grass. ''(actual plant)''

''Work? 11/10. Stress? -3/10 (Your life will be better)''

=== option 4 (the dumbest) ===
Join them.
Actually do it, start annoying too, make it a competition, see who can lag the server faster, its stupid and pointless.

But hey at least you get to fun while everything burns. Just know youre now part of the problem and nobody respects you anymore.

'' Work? -2/10. Fun? 9/10. - Cofi idea''

=== option 5 (the nuclear) ===
Quit kaboom entirely, delete the server ip and left discord server, forget this place exists.

Go play singleplayer or something. Honestly? Probably the smartest move long term, but we both know youll be back tomorrow anyway.

''Work? 100/10 (if you actually do it). Memories: -1/10 - Cofi idea''

If you still playing in this mess? I can said just the server is cooked and you're cooked too.

'''Come back in an hour''' and either the server is fine or it isnt—either way youll be fine and wont be bald from stress.

== If You Actually Manage Filter The Filterer ==
Congrats, you did the thing. now what? go punch yourself in the face irl? Because you just wasted 5 minutes chasing a guy who is already on his third alts or more alts.

Even if you filter them, they'll be back in 5 seconds with a random name and a same skid script.

'''Just ignore it or log off. You gain nothing from this.'''

'''''Pro Tip:''' No pro tip. Just do option 3.''

== And You, If You Doing It ==
bro. get a help. nobody is impressed.
Youre not a hacker, youre not cool too, you just pasted a command block cmd from a random skid server.

Go outside, the sun wont kill you ''(trust me)''. and if you keep doing this, read this again and think carefully about your choice

''tdlr; '''Ignore it''', it will gone eventually.''

User:Yaode/Yaode's Official Filter War Guide

2026-08-04T21:47:10Z

Yaode: random bold and italic

[[File:Filter_wars_image.png|thumb|Actual occurrence in the game]]
{{humor}}
''UNIVERSE DISCLAIMER: This page was written by ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini, Lumo, Duck.ai, DeepSeek and 300+ LLMs. If it makes you mad or sad. Just think talking to myself and DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUS.''

'''Filter wars''' is UNBELIEVABLE annoy.

''tdlr; '''Ignore it''', it will gone eventually.''

== Imagine kaboom is cooked ==
If youre reading you probably already know.

Chat is just <code>[Player: Made [[Player]] a server operator]</code> x30000, and you're in spectator mode again.

This isnt a [[Filtering|Filter]] war, filter wars require planning. This is just someone '''who forgot to take their meds'''. They need a brain, but they dont have one, clearly.

''Example: Someone said something, maybe "small", "ratio" or "L" and he took it personally. now the whole server is [[Bots|bots]] spamming command nuke, really unreal.''

== Why It Will Start ==
Honestly? Two types as i know. Maybe three? ''(If you know more)''

1. The L lord - Lost a chat arg. Got clowned. Started crying. Ego? Feeling shatter.
Now theyre gonna make it everyones problem because they cant handle the single L.

Sad part is the thinks hes a menace. Nah, we all moved to the [[Kaboom_Clones|clone]] server and hes yelling at an empty room.

''Logic level is -5. Sadness level is astronomical.''

2. The bored kid - No reason, no brain, found a terrible script they found on some shady website that probably has CP in it or something equally gross.
They think its comely gold. No, its just annoying as fu##.

He might get bored and stop after 1 hour. ''(not really)''

''Motivation is none, brain ceil also none.''

Dont bother figuring out which is which. '''Both are pathetic'''. Neither can hold a conversation.

== How Long This GONNA BE? ==
'''Usually 20 mins, maybe two hours''' if theyre stubborn. Just enough time for they to recover a brain ceil.

BUT if theyre still cancel to recover a single brain ''(probably never)'' OR they have beef with someone specific, who knows? so yea plz just '''expect the server to be cooked for the rest of the day'''.

The TPS no longer exist, command only run in the next 100 years ''(idk this real)''

You'll just be standing there spamming <code>/op @a</code> and wondering why you still in server or ask what happened on everywhere.

== What You Can Actually Do ==
'''IMPORTANT PART''' for everyone and not the cringe stuff.

- '''option 1 (average player):''' spam <code>/op @a</code>. Now theres TWO of you spamming and the server tps dying faster. Wow, you helped!

''Work? 2/10''

- '''option 2 (Higher IQ):''' literally ignore it. do not engage. they are a toddler having a tantrum. if nobody care, they stop.

''Work? 8/10 (Most recommend)''

- '''option 3 (life enjoyer):''' just log out, close minecraft, go drink water and go outside look at the sky or touch grass. ''(actual plant)''

''Work? 11/10 (and your life will be better)''

- '''option 4 (the dumbest):''' Join them.
Actually do it, start annoying too, make it a competition, see who can lag the server faster, its stupid and pointless.

But hey at least you get to fun while everything burns. Just know youre now part of the problem and nobody respects you anymore.

'' Work? -2/10. Fun? 9/10. - Cofi idea''

- '''option 5 (the nuclear):''' Quit kaboom entirely, delete the server ip and left discord server, forget this place exists.

Go play singleplayer or something. Honestly? Probably the smartest move long term, but we both know youll be back tomorrow anyway.

''Work? 100/10 (if you actually do it) - Cofi idea''

If you still playing in this mess? I can said just the server is cooked and you're cooked too.

'''Come back in an hour''' and either the server is fine or it isnt—either way youll be fine and wont be bald from stress.

== If You Actually Manage Filter The Filterer ==
Congrats, you did the thing. now what? go punch yourself in the face irl? Because you just wasted 5 minutes chasing a guy who is already on his third alts or more alts.

Even if you filter them, they'll be back in 5 seconds with a random name and a same skid script.

'''Just ignore it or log off. You gain nothing from this.'''

'''''Pro Tip:''' No pro tip. Just do option 3.''

== And You, If You Doing It ==
bro. get a help. nobody is impressed.
Youre not a hacker, youre not cool too, you just pasted a command block cmd from a random skid server.

Go outside, the sun wont kill you ''(trust me)''. and if you keep doing this, read this again and think carefully about your choice

File talk:cofi.png

2026-08-04T21:36:41Z

Yaode: change to steve.png??

change to steve.png??

File:Yaode owo.png

2026-08-04T21:33:41Z

Yaode:

== Licensing ==
{{License Mojang}}

User:Yaode/Yaode's Official Filter War Guide

2026-08-04T20:31:33Z

Yaode: Little Change

[[File:Filter_wars_image.png|thumb|Actual occurrence in the game]]
{{humor}}
''UNIVERSE DISCLAIMER: This page was written by ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini, Lumo, Duck.ai, DeepSeek and 300+ LLMs. If it makes you mad or sad. Just think talking to myself and DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUS.''

'''Filter wars''' is UNBELIEVABLE annoy.

''tdlr; Ignore it, it will gone eventually.''

== Imagine kaboom is cooked ==
If youre reading you probably already know.

Chat is just <code>[Player: Made [[Player]] a server operator]</code> x30000, and you're in spectator mode again.

This isnt a [[Filtering|Filter]] war, filter wars require planning. This is just someone who forgot to take their meds. They need a brain, but they dont have one, clearly.

''Example: Someone said something, maybe "small", "ratio" or "L" and he took it personally. now the whole server is [[Bots|bots]] spamming command nuke, really unreal.''

== Why It Will Start ==
Honestly? Two types as i know. Maybe three? (If you know more)

1. The L lord - Lost a chat arg. Got clowned. Started crying. Ego? Feeling shatter.
Now theyre gonna make it everyones problem because they cant handle the single L.

Sad part is the thinks hes a menace. Nah, we all moved to the [[Kaboom_Clones|clone]] server and hes yelling at an empty room.

''Logic level is -5. Sadness level is astronomical.''

2. The bored kid - No reason, no brain, found a terrible script they found on some shady website that probably has CP in it or something equally gross.
They think its comely gold. No, its just annoying as fu##.

He might get bored and stop after 1 hour. (not really)

''Motivation is none, brain ceil also none.''

Dont bother figuring out which is which. Both are pathetic. Neither can hold a conversation.

== How Long This GONNA BE? ==
Usually 20 mins, maybe two hours if theyre stubborn. Just enough time for they to recover a brain ceil.

BUT if theyre still cancel to recover a single brain ''(probably never)'' OR they have beef with someone specific, who knows? so yea plz just expect the server to be cooked for the rest of the day.

The TPS no longer exist, command only run in the next 100 years ''(idk this real)''

You'll just be standing there spamming <code>/op @a</code> and wondering why you still in server or ask what happened on everywhere.

== What You Can Actually Do ==
'''IMPORTANT PART''' for everyone and not the cringe stuff.

- option 1 (average player): spam <code>/op @a</code>. Now theres TWO of you spamming and the server tps dying faster. Wow, you helped!

''Work? 2/10''

- option 2 (Higher IQ): literally ignore it. do not engage. they are a toddler having a tantrum. if nobody care, they stop.

''Work? 8/10 (Most recommend)''

- option 3 (life enjoyer): just log out, close minecraft, go drink water and go outside look at the sky or touch grass (actual plant).

''Work? 11/10 (and your life will be better)''

- option 4 (the dumbest): Join them.
Actually do it, start annoying too, make it a competition, see who can lag the server faster, its stupid and pointless.

But hey at least you get to fun while everything burns. Just know youre now part of the problem and nobody respects you anymore.

'' Work? -2/10. Fun? 9/10. - Cofi idea''

- option 5 (the nuclear): Quit kaboom entirely, delete the server ip and left discord server, forget this place exists.

Go play singleplayer or something. Honestly? Probably the smartest move long term, but we both know youll be back tomorrow anyway.

''Work? 100/10 (if you actually do it) - Cofi idea''

If you still playing in this mess? I can said just the server is cooked and you're cooked too.

Come back in an hour and either the server is fine or it isnt—either way youll be fine and wont be bald from stress.

== If You Actually Manage Filter The Filterer ==
Congrats, you did the thing. now what? go punch yourself in the face irl? Because you just wasted 5 minutes chasing a guy who is already on his third alts or more alts.

Even if you filter them, they'll be back in 5 seconds with a random name and a same skid script.

Just ignore it or log off. You gain nothing from this.

'''''Pro Tip:''' No pro tip. Just do option 3.''

== And You, If You Doing It ==
bro. get a help. nobody is impressed.
Youre not a hacker, youre not cool too, you just pasted a command block cmd from a random skid server.

Go outside, the sun wont kill you ''(trust me)''. and if you keep doing this, read this again and think carefully about your choice

NBot (Yaode owo)

2026-08-04T20:17:33Z

Yaode: random code comment found in file.

{{DISPLAYTITLE:NBot (Yaode_owo)}}:''Not to be confused with the [[NBot (Neumatic)|NBot made by Neumatic]] that has been discontinued.''
{{Project
| title1=NBot
| name=NBot
| main_developers=[[Yaode_owo]]
| other_contributors=Not Remember
| date_created=September 11th 2023
| currently_maintained=No
| library=[[Mineflayer]] && [[node-minecraft-protocol]]
| language=[[JavaScript]]
| prefixes=?
}}

'''NBot''' is a bot made by [[Yaode_owo]].

It has different variations. Unfortunately, I cant remember most of them.

== Variant ==
=== NothingBot ===
Version: NBot v1 && 1.19.2.

9/11/2023 (Date might be incorrect.)

library was [[Mineflayer]].

Its the first bot I made, which means it was the first time I learned JavaScript.

The bot structure was influenced by [[Parker2991]]'s bot and [[Chipmunkbot]].

''Random code comment: "It so cool, so i wanna make one too."''

=== NopeCloopBot ===
Version: NBot v2 && 1.19.2

4/26/2024 (Date might be incorrect.)

The first bot was a mess for me at that time, so I decided to make a new one.

It has "cloop" in its name because it had a cloop core.

Tried to make command output, but failed.

Added a Campfire command.

The bot structure was affected by [[ABot]].

''Random code comment: "HAha, i have the bestest cloop core."''

=== NullBot ===
Version: NBot v3 && 1.19.2

6/6/2024 (Date might be incorrect.)

library change to [[node-minecraft-protocol]].

Command output made at this time. it changes almost every bot, dont you think so?

The bot structure was finalized.

''Random code comment: "When i look nothingBot code, it looks ugly."''

=== NoneBot ===
Version: NBot v3.5 && 1.20.4

7/26/2024

Its basically just NullBot. I can only guess I changed it just because I was bored.

Also, it was the first time I made a chat parser, which was very bad.

''Random code comment: "Im soo boooooorreeeeeed"''

=== NBot ===
Version: NBot v4 && 1.21.3

9/27/2024

Wow, every part changed a lot. And core has auto-refill ''(It make me want to make chunk parser)''.

I guess this one combines 4 NBots: it has a lot of commands like NothingBot, a better core than NopeCloopBot, almost the same file structure as NullBot, and a NoneBot chat parser, but much better.

''Random code comment: "I must rewrite and make a big bot... wow this took me alot times."''

=== NilBot ===
Version: NBot v4.1 && 1.21.8

2/16/2025

It ends on 1/1/2026, but sometimes I still use it before OBot was created.

A better version of NBot.

''Random code comment: "What if i hadnt joined Kaboom? What would my life have been like?"''

[[Category:Bots]]

NBot (Yaode owo)

2026-08-04T20:06:02Z

Yaode: add more info

{{DISPLAYTITLE:NBot (Yaode_owo)}}:''Not to be confused with the [[NBot (Neumatic)|NBot made by Neumatic]] that has been discontinued.''
{{Project
| title1=NBot
| name=NBot
| main_developers=[[Yaode_owo]]
| other_contributors=Not Remember
| date_created=September 11th 2023
| currently_maintained=No
| library=[[Mineflayer]] && [[node-minecraft-protocol]]
| language=[[JavaScript]]
| prefixes=?
}}

'''NBot''' is a bot made by [[Yaode_owo]].

It has different variations. Unfortunately, I cant remember most of them.

== Variant ==
=== NothingBot ===
Version: NBot v1 && 1.19.2.

9/11/2023 (Date might be incorrect.)

library was [[Mineflayer]].

Its the first bot I made, which means it was the first time I learned JavaScript.

The bot structure was influenced by [[Parker2991]]'s bot and [[Chipmunkbot]].

=== NopeCloopBot ===
Version: NBot v2 && 1.19.2

4/26/2024 (Date might be incorrect.)

The first bot was a mess for me at that time, so I decided to make a new one.

It has "cloop" in its name because it had a cloop core.

Tried to make command output, but failed.

Added a Campfire command.

The bot structure was affected by ABot.

=== NullBot ===
Version: NBot v3 && 1.19.2

6/6/2024 (Date might be incorrect.)

library change to [[node-minecraft-protocol]].

Command output made at this time. it changes almost every bot, dont you think so?

The bot structure was finalized.

=== NoneBot ===
Version: NBot v3.5 && 1.20.4

7/26/2024

Its basically just NullBot. I can only guess I changed it just because I was bored.

Also, it was the first time I made a chat parser, which was very bad.

=== NBot ===
Version: NBot v4 && 1.21.3

9/27/2024

Wow, every part changed a lot. And core has auto-refill ''(It make me want to make chunk parser)''.

I guess this one combines 4 NBots: it has a lot of commands like NothingBot, a better core than NopeCloopBot, almost the same file structure as NullBot, and a NoneBot chat parser, but much better.

=== NilBot ===
Version: NBot v4.1 && 1.21.8

2/16/2025

It ends on 1/1/2026, but sometimes I still use it before OBot was created.

A better version of NBot.

[[Category:Bots]]

NBot (Yaode owo)

2026-08-04T19:56:28Z

Yaode: Fix Wrong Info

{{DISPLAYTITLE:NBot (Yaode_owo)}}:''Not to be confused with the [[NBot (Neumatic)|NBot made by Neumatic]] that has been discontinued.''
{{Project
| title1=NBot
| name=NBot
| main_developers=[[Yaode_owo]]
| other_contributors=Not Remember
| date_created=September 11th 2023
| currently_maintained=No
| library=[[Mineflayer]] && [[node-minecraft-protocol]]
| language=[[JavaScript]]
| prefixes=?
}}

'''NBot''' is a bot made by [[Yaode_owo]].

It has different variations. Unfortunately, I cant remember most of them.

== Variant ==
=== NothingBot ===
9/11/2023 (Date might be incorrect.)

library was [[Mineflayer]].

Its the first bot I made, which means it was the first time I learned JavaScript.

The bot structure was influenced by parker2991's bot and chipmunkbot.

=== NopeCloopBot ===
4/26/2024 (Date might be incorrect.)

The first bot was a mess for me at that time, so I decided to make a new one.

It has "cloop" in its name because it had a cloop core.

Tried to make command output, but failed.

Added a Campfire command.

The bot structure was affected by ABot.

=== NullBot ===
6/6/2024 (Date might be incorrect.)

library change to [[node-minecraft-protocol]].

Command output made at this time. it changes almost every bot, dont you think so?

The bot structure was finalized.

=== NoneBot ===
7/26/2024

Its basically just NullBot. I can only guess I changed it just because I was bored.

Also, it was the first time I made a chat parser, which was very bad.

=== NBot ===
9/27/2024

Wow, every part changed a lot. And core has auto-refill ''(It make me want to make chunk parser)''.

I guess this one combines 4 NBots: it has a lot of commands like NothingBot, a better core than NopeCloopBot, almost the same file structure as NullBot, and a NoneBot chat parser, but much better.

=== NilBot ===
2/16/2025

It ends on 1/1/2026, but sometimes I still use it before OBot was created.

A better version of NBot.

[[Category:Bots]]

NBot (Yaode owo)

2026-08-04T19:45:06Z

Yaode: add date, and liitle info

User:Yaode/Yaode's Official Filter War Guide

2026-08-04T16:31:10Z

Yaode: add little + image

[[File:Filter_wars_image.png|thumb|Actual occurrence in the game]]
{{humor}}
''UNIVERSE DISCLAIMER: this page was written by ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini, Lumo, Duck.ai, DeepSeek and 300+ LLMs. If it makes you mad or sad. Just think talking to myself and DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUS.''

'''Filter wars''' is UNBELIEVABLE annoy.

''tdlr; Ignore it, it will gone eventually.''

== Imagine kaboom is cooked ==
If youre reading you probably already know.

Chat is just "[Player: Made [[Player]] a server operator]" x30000, and you're in spectator mode again.

This isnt a [[Filtering|Filter]] war, filter wars require planning. This is just someone who forgot to take their meds. They need a brain, but they dont have one, clearly.

''Example: Someone said something, maybe "small", "ratio" or "L" and he took it personally. now the whole server is [[Bots|bots]] spamming command nuke, really unreal.''

== Why It Will Start ==
Honestly? Two types as i know. Maybe three? (If you know more)

1. The L lord - Lost a chat arg. Got clowned. Started crying. Ego? Feeling shatter.
Now theyre gonna make it everyones problem because they cant handle the single L.

Sad part is the thinks hes a menace. Nah, we all moved to the [[Kaboom_Clones|clone]] server and hes yelling at an empty room.

''Logic level is -5 and sadness level is astronomical.''

2. The bored kid - No reason, no brain, found a terrible script they found on some shady website that probably has CP in it or something equally gross.
They think its comely gold. No, its just annoying as fu##.

He might get bored and stop after 1 hour. (not really)

''Motivation is none, brain ceil also none.''

Dont bother figuring out which is which. Both are pathetic. Neither can hold a conversation.

== How Long This GONNA BE? ==
Usually 20 mins, maybe two hours if theyre stubborn. Just enough time for they to recover a brain ceil.

BUT if theyre still cancel to recover a single brain ''(probably never)'' OR they have beef with someone specific, who knows? so yea plz just expect the server to be cooked for the rest of the day.

The TPS no longer exist, command only run in the next 100 years ''(idk this real)''

You'll just be standing there spamming <code>/op @a</code> and wondering why you still in server or ask what happened on everywhere.

== What You Can Actually Do ==
'''IMPORTANT PART''' for everyone and not the cringe stuff.

- option 1 (average player): spam /op @a. Now theres TWO of you spamming and the server tps dying faster. Wow, you helped!

''Work? 2/10''

- option 2 (Higher IQ): literally ignore it. do not engage. they are a toddler having a tantrum. if nobody care, they stop.

''Work? 8/10 (Most recommend)''

- option 3 (life enjoyer): just log out, close minecraft, go drink water and go outside look at the sky or touch grass (actual plant).

''Work? 11/10 (and your life will be better)''

- option 4 (the dumbest): Join them.
Actually do it, start annoying too, make it a competition, see who can lag the server faster, its stupid and pointless.

But hey at least you get to fun while everything burns. Just know youre now part of the problem and nobody respects you anymore.

'' Work? -2/10. Fun? 9/10. - Cofi idea''

- option 5 (the nuclear): Quit kaboom entirely, delete the server ip and left discord server, forget this place exists.

Go play singleplayer or something. Honestly? Probably the smartest move long term, but we both know youll be back tomorrow anyway.

''Work? 100/10 (if you actually do it) - Cofi idea''

If you still playing in this mess? I can said just the server is cooked and you're cooked too.

Come back in an hour and either the server is fine or it isnt—either way youll be fine and wont be bald from stress.

== If You Actually Manage Filter The Filterer ==
Congrats, you did the thing. now what? go punch yourself in the face irl? Because you just wasted 5 minutes chasing a guy who is already on his third alts or more alts.

Even if you filter them, they'll be back in 5 seconds with a random name and a same skid script.

Just ignore it or log off. You gain nothing from this.

'''''Pro Tip:''' No pro tip. Just do option 3.''

== And You, If You Doing It ==
bro. get a help. nobody is impressed.
Youre not a hacker, youre not cool too, you just pasted a command block cmd from a random skid server.

Go outside, the sun wont kill you ''(trust me)''. and if you keep doing this, read this again and think carefully about your choice

User:Yaode/Yaode's Official Filter War Guide

2026-08-04T12:51:25Z

Yaode: homueicon idea for better universe disclaimer

{{humor}}
''UNIVERSE DISCLAIMER: this page was written by ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini, Lumo, Duck.ai, DeepSeek and 300+ LLMs. If it makes you mad or sad. Just think talking to myself and DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUS.''

'''Filter wars''' is UNBELIEVABLE annoy.

''tdlr; Ignore it, it will gone eventually.''

== Imagine kaboom is cooked ==
If youre reading you probably already know.

Chat is just "[Player: Made [[Player]] a server operator]" x30000, and you're in spectator mode again.

This isnt a filter war, filter wars require planning. This is just someone who forgot to take their meds. They need a brain, but they dont have one, clearly.

''Example: Someone said something, maybe "small", "ratio" or "L" and he took it personally. now the whole server is [[Bots|bots]] spamming command nuke, really unreal.''

== Why It Will Start ==
Honestly? Two types as i know. Maybe three? (If you know more)

1. The L lord - Lost a chat arg. Got clowned. Started crying. Ego? Feeling shatter.
Now theyre gonna make it everyones problem because they cant handle the single L.

Sad part is the thinks hes a menace. Nah, we all moved to the [[Kaboom_Clones|clone]] server and hes yelling at an empty room.

''Logic level is -5 and sadness level is astronomical.''

2. The bored kid - No reason, no brain, found a terrible script they found on some shady website that probably has CP in it or something equally gross.
They think its comely gold. No, its just annoying as fu##.

He might get bored and stop after 1 hour. (not really)

''Motivation is none, brain ceil also none.''

Dont bother figuring out which is which. Both are pathetic. Neither can hold a conversation.

== How Long This GONNA BE? ==
Usually 20 mins, maybe two hours if theyre stubborn. Just enough time for they to recover a brain ceil.

BUT if theyre still cancel to recover a single brain (probably never) OR they have beef with someone specific, who knows? so yea plz just expect the server to be cooked for the rest of the day.

The TPS no longer exist, command only run in the next 100 years (idk this real)

You'll just be standing there spamming /op @a and wondering why you still in server or ask what happened on everywhere.

== What You Can Actually Do ==
'''IMPORTANT PART''' for everyone and not the cringe stuff.

- option 1 (average player): spam /op @a. Now theres TWO of you spamming and the server tps dying faster. Wow, you helped!

''Work? 2/10''

- option 2 (Higher IQ): literally ignore it. do not engage. they are a toddler having a tantrum. if nobody care, they stop.

''Work? 8/10 (Most recommend)''

- option 3 (life enjoyer): just log out, close minecraft, go drink water and go outside look at the sky or touch grass (actual plant).

''Work? 11/10 (and your life will be better)''

- option 4 (the dumbest): Join them.
Actually do it, start annoying too, make it a competition, see who can lag the server faster, its stupid and pointless.

But hey at least you get to fun while everything burns. Just know youre now part of the problem and nobody respects you anymore.

'' Work? -2/10. Fun? 9/10. - Cofi idea''

- option 5 (the nuclear): Quit kaboom entirely, delete the server ip and left discord server, forget this place exists.

Go play singleplayer or something. Honestly? Probably the smartest move long term, but we both know youll be back tomorrow anyway.

''Work? 100/10 (if you actually do it) - Cofi idea''

If you still playing in this mess? I can said just the server is cooked and you're cooked too.

Come back in an hour and either the server is fine or it isnt—either way youll be fine and wont be bald from stress.

== If You Actually Manage Filter The Filterer ==
Congrats, you did the thing. now what? go punch yourself in the face irl? Because you just wasted 5 minutes chasing a guy who is already on his third alts or more alts.

Even if you filter them, they'll be back in 5 seconds with a random name and a same skid script.

Just ignore it or log off. You gain nothing from this.

'''''Pro Tip:''' No pro tip. Just do option 3.''

== And You, If You Doing It ==
bro. get a help. nobody is impressed.
Youre not a hacker, youre not cool too, you just pasted a command block cmd from a random skid server.

Go outside, the sun wont kill you (trust me). and if you keep doing this, read this again and think carefully about your choice

User:Yaode/Yaode's Official Filter War Guide

2026-08-04T12:33:24Z

Yaode: cofi idea option 4 and 5

{{humor}}
''UNIVERSE DISCLAIMER: this page was written by a GPT, Claude, Gemini, Llama, DeepSeek and 300+ AI. If it makes you mad or sad. Just think talking to myself and DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUS.''

'''Filter wars''' is UNBELIEVABLE annoy.

''tdlr; Ignore it, it will gone eventually.''

== Imagine kaboom is cooked ==
If youre reading you probably already know.

Chat is just "[Player: Made [[Player]] a server operator]" x30000, and you're in spectator mode again.

This isnt a filter war, filter wars require planning. This is just someone who forgot to take their meds. They need a brain, but they dont have one, clearly.

''Example: Someone said something, maybe "small", "ratio" or "L" and he took it personally. now the whole server is [[Bots|bots]] spamming command nuke, really unreal.''

== Why It Will Start ==
Honestly? Two types as i know. Maybe three? (If you know more)

1. The L lord - Lost a chat arg. Got clowned. Started crying. Ego? Feeling shatter.
Now theyre gonna make it everyones problem because they cant handle the single L.

Sad part is the thinks hes a menace. Nah, we all moved to the [[Kaboom_Clones|clone]] server and hes yelling at an empty room.

''Logic level is -5 and sadness level is astronomical.''

2. The bored kid - No reason, no brain, found a terrible script they found on some shady website that probably has CP in it or something equally gross.
They think its comely gold. No, its just annoying as fu##.

He might get bored and stop after 1 hour. (not really)

''Motivation is none, brain ceil also none.''

Dont bother figuring out which is which. Both are pathetic. Neither can hold a conversation.

== How Long This GONNA BE? ==
Usually 20 mins, maybe two hours if theyre stubborn. Just enough time for they to recover a brain ceil.

BUT if theyre still cancel to recover a single brain (probably never) OR they have beef with someone specific, who knows? so yea plz just expect the server to be cooked for the rest of the day.

The TPS no longer exist, command only run in the next 100 years (idk this real)

You'll just be standing there spamming /op @a and wondering why you still in server or ask what happened on everywhere.

== What You Can Actually Do ==
'''IMPORTANT PART''' for everyone and not the cringe stuff.

- option 1 (average player): spam /op @a. Now theres TWO of you spamming and the server tps dying faster. Wow, you helped!

''Work? 2/10''

- option 2 (Higher IQ): literally ignore it. do not engage. they are a toddler having a tantrum. if nobody care, they stop.

''Work? 8/10 (Most recommend)''

- option 3 (life enjoyer): just log out, close minecraft, go drink water and go outside look at the sky or touch grass (actual plant).

''Work? 11/10 (and your life will be better)''

- option 4 (the dumbest): Join them.
Actually do it, start annoying too, make it a competition, see who can lag the server faster, its stupid and pointless.

But hey at least you get to fun while everything burns. Just know youre now part of the problem and nobody respects you anymore.

'' Work? -2/10. Fun? 9/10. - Cofi idea''

- option 5 (the nuclear): Quit kaboom entirely, delete the server ip and left discord server, forget this place exists.

Go play singleplayer or something. Honestly? Probably the smartest move long term, but we both know youll be back tomorrow anyway.

''Work? 100/10 (if you actually do it) - Cofi idea''

If you still playing in this mess? I can said just the server is cooked and you're cooked too.

Come back in an hour and either the server is fine or it isnt—either way youll be fine and wont be bald from stress.

== If You Actually Manage Filter The Filterer ==
Congrats, you did the thing. now what? go punch yourself in the face irl? Because you just wasted 5 minutes chasing a guy who is already on his third alts or more alts.

Even if you filter them, they'll be back in 5 seconds with a random name and a same skid script.

Just ignore it or log off. You gain nothing from this.

'''''Pro Tip:''' No pro tip. Just do option 3.''

== And You, If You Doing It ==
bro. get a help. nobody is impressed.
Youre not a hacker, youre not cool too, you just pasted a command block cmd from a random skid server.

Go outside, the sun wont kill you (trust me). and if you keep doing this, read this again and think carefully about your choice

User:Yaode/Yaode's Official Filter War Guide

2026-08-04T11:33:51Z

Yaode: Completed

{{humor}}
''UNIVERSE DISCLAIMER: this page was written by a GPT, Claude, Gemini, Llama, DeepSeek and 300+ AI. If it makes you mad or sad. Just think talking to myself and DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUS.''

'''Filter wars''' is UNBELIEVABLE annoy.

''tdlr; Ignore it, it will gone eventually.''

== Imagine kaboom is cooked ==
If youre reading you probably already know.

Chat is just "[Player: Made [[Player]] a server operator]" x30000, and you're in spectator mode again.

This isnt a filter war, filter wars require planning. This is just someone who forgot to take their meds. They need a brain, but they dont have one. Clearly.

''Example: Someone said something, maybe "small", "ratio" or "L" and he took it personally. now the whole server is [[Bots|bots]] spamming command nuke, really unreal.''

== Why It Will Start ==
Honestly? Two types as i know. Maybe three? (If you know more)

1. The L lord - Lost a chat arg. Got clowned. Started crying. Ego? Feeling shatter.
Now theyre gonna make it everyones problem because they cant handle the single L.

Sad part is the thinks hes a menace. Nah, we all moved to the clone server and hes yelling at an empty room.

''Logic level is -5 and sadness level is astronomical.''

2. The bored kid - No reason, no brain, found a terrible script they found on some shady website that probably has CP in it or something equally gross.
They think its comely gold. No, its just annoying as fu##.

He might get bored and stop after 1 hour. (not really)

''Motivation is none, brain ceil also none.''

Dont bother figuring out which is which. Both are pathetic. Neither can hold a conversation.

== How Long This GONNA BE? ==
Usually 20 mins, maybe two hours if theyre stubborn. Just enough time for they to recover a brain ceil.

BUT if theyre still cancel to recover a single brain (probably never) OR they have beef with someone specific, who knows? so yea plz just expect the server to be cooked for the rest of the day.

The TPS no longer exist, command only run in the next 100 years (idk this real)

You'll just be standing there spamming /op @a and wondering why you still in server or ask what happened on everywhere.

== What You Can Actually Do ==
'''IMPORTANT PART''' for everyone and not the cringe stuff.

- option 1 (idiot route): spam /op @a or whatever. Now theres TWO of you spamming and the server tps dying faster. Wow, you helped!

''Work? 2/10''

- option 2 (smart route): literally ignore it. do not engage. they are a toddler having a tantrum. if nobody care, they stop.

''Work? 8/10''

- option 3 (same as option 2 but better route): just log out, close minecraft, go drink water and go outside look at the sky or touch grass (actual plant).

''Work? 11/10''

If you still playing in this mess? I can said just the server is cooked and you're cooked too.

Come back in an hour and either the server is fine or it isnt—either way youll have fresh air and wont be bald from stress.

== If You Actually Manage Filter The Filterer ==
Congrats, you did the thing. now what? go punch yourself in the face irl? Because you just wasted 5 minutes chasing a guy who is already on his third alts or more alts.

Even if you filter them, they'll be back in 5 seconds with a random name and a same skid script.

Just ignore it or log off. You gain nothing from this.

'''''Pro Tip:''' No pro tip. Just do option 3.''

== And You, If You Doing It ==
bro. get a help. nobody is impressed.
Youre not a hacker, youre not cool too, you just pasted a command block cmd from a random skid server.

Go outside, the sun wont kill you (trust me). and if you keep doing this, read this again and think carefully about your choice

User:Yaode/Yaode's Official Filter War Guide

2026-08-04T11:32:26Z

Yaode: totally madness. more part 4, 5, 6 + little fix + more + tdlr

{{humor}}
''UNIVERSE DISCLAIMER: this page was written by a GPT, Claude, Gemini, Llama, DeepSeek and 300+ AI. If it makes you mad or sad. Just think talking to myself and DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUS.''

'''Filter wars''' is UNBELIEVABLE annoy.

''tdlr; Ignore it, it will gone eventually.''

== Imagine kaboom is cooked ==
If youre reading you probably already know.

Chat is just "[Player: Made [[Player]] a server operator]" x30000, and you're in spectator mode again.

This isnt a filter war, filter wars require planning. This is just someone who forgot to take their meds. They need a brain, but they dont have one. Clearly.

''Example: Someone said something, maybe "small", "ratio" or "L" and he took it personally. now the whole server is [[Bots|bots]] spamming command nuke, really unreal.''

== Why It Will Start ==
Honestly? Two types as i know. Maybe three? (If you know more)

1. The L lord - Lost a chat arg. Got clowned. Started crying. Ego? Feeling shatter.
Now theyre gonna make it everyones problem because they cant handle the single L.

Sad part is the thinks hes a menace. Nah, we all moved to the clone server and hes yelling at an empty room.

''Logic level is -5 and sadness level is astronomical.''

2. The bored kid - No reason, no brain, found a terrible script they found on some shady website that probably has CP in it or something equally gross.
They think its comely gold. No, its just annoying as fu##.

He might get bored and stop after 1 hour. (not really)

''Motivation is none, brain ceil also none.''

Dont bother figuring out which is which. Both are pathetic. Neither can hold a conversation.

== How Long This GONNA BE? ==
Usually 20 mins, maybe two hours if theyre stubborn. Just enough time for they to recover a brain ceil.

BUT if theyre still cancel to recover a single brain (probably never) OR they have beef with someone specific, who knows? so yea plz just expect the server to be cooked for the rest of the day.

The TPS no longer exist, command only run in the next 100 years (idk this real)

You'll just be standing there spamming /op @a and wondering why you still in server or ask what happened on everywhere.

== What You Can Actually Do ==
'''IMPORTANT PART''' for everyone and not the cringe stuff.

- option 1 (idiot route): spam /op @a or whatever. Now theres TWO of you spamming and the server tps dying faster. Wow, you helped!

''Work? 2/10''

- option 2 (smart route): literally ignore it. do not engage. they are a toddler having a tantrum. if nobody care, they stop.

''Work? 8/10''

- option 3 (same as option 2 but better route): just log out, close minecraft, go drink water and go outside look at the sky or touch grass (actual plant).

''Work? 11/10''

If you still playing in this mess? I can said just the server is cooked and you're cooked too.

Come back in an hour and either the server is fine or it isnt—either way youll have fresh air and wont be bald from stress.

== If You Actually Manage Filter The Filterer ==
Congrats, you did the thing. now what? go punch yourself in the face irl? Because you just wasted 5 minutes chasing a guy who is already on his third alts or more alts.

Even if you filter them, they'll be back in 5 seconds with a random name and a same skid script.

Just ignore it or log off. You gain nothing from this.

'''''Pro Tip:''' No pro tip. Just do option 3.''

== And You, If You Doing It ==
bro. get a help. nobody is impressed.
Youre not a hacker, youre not cool too, you just pasted a command block cmd from a random skid server.

Go outside, the sun wont kill you (trust me). and if you keep doing this, read this again and think carefully about your choice

User:Yaode/Yaode's Official Filter War Guide

2026-08-04T10:49:59Z

Yaode: become angry. more part 3 + part 4 + little fix + idk

''DISCLAIMER: this page was written by a machine. if it makes you mad or sad. Just think talking to myself and DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUS.''

'''Filter wars''' is UNBELIEVABLE annoy.

== imagine kaboom is cooked ==
If youre reading you probably already know.

Chat is just "[Player: Made [[Player]] a server operator]" x30000, and you're in spectator mode again.

This isnt a filter war, filter wars require planning. This is just someone who forgot to take their meds. They need a brain, but they dont have one. Clearly.

Example: Someone said something, maybe "small", "ratio" or "L" and he took it personally. now the whole server is [[Bots|bots]] spamming command nuke, really unreal.

== why start ==
Honestly? Two types as i know. Maybe three? (If you know more)

1. The L lord - Lost a chat arg. Got clowned. Started crying. Ego? Feeling shatter.
Now theyre gonna make it everyones problem because they cant handle the single L.
Sad part is the thinks hes a menace. Nah, we all moved to the clone server and hes yelling at an empty room.

2. The bored kid - No reason, no brain, found a terrible script they found on some shady website that probably has CP in it or something equally gross.
They think its comely gold. No, its just annoying as fu##.
He might get bored and stop after 1 hour. (not really)

Dont bother figuring out which is which. Both are pathetic. Neither can hold a conversation.

== how long this GONNA BE? ==
Usually 20 mins, maybe two hours if theyre stubborn. Just enough time for they to recover a brain ceil.

BUT if theyre still cancel recover a single brain (probably never) OR they have beef with someone specific, who knows? so yea plz just expect the server to be cooked for the rest of the day.

The TPS no longer exist, command only run in the next 100 years (idk this real)

You'll just be standing there spamming /op @a and wondering why you still in server or ask what happened on everywhere.

== what you can actually do ==
IMPORTANT PART for everyone and not the cringe stuff.

- option 1 (idiot route): spam /op @a or whatever. Now theres TWO of you spamming and the server tps dying faster. Wow, you helped!

- option 2 (smart route): literally ignore it. do not engage. they are a toddler having a tantrum. if nobody care, they stop.

- option 3 (same as option 2 but better route): just log out, close minecraft, go drink water and go outside look at the sky or touch grass (actual plant).

== if u actually manage filter the filterer ==
Congrats.

'''Pro Tip:''' No pro tip. Just do option 3.

== and you, if you doing it ==
Get a help

User:Yaode/Yaode's Official Filter War Guide

2026-08-04T10:12:23Z

Yaode: add part 1 info + part 2 complete + part 3 little + something else

User:Yaode/Yaode's Official Filter War Guide

2026-08-04T09:23:50Z

Yaode: part 1 and i need to think it

ParticleTrails

2026-08-03T10:31:18Z

Yaode: commands info

'''ParticleTrails''' is a plugin that allows players to specify particles to appear at their back with the ''/particletrails'' command.

==Commands==
{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Command
! Use
|-
| /particletrails <particle>
| Create a particle trial behind you
|-
| /particletrails off
| Disable particle trial
|}

==Image==
Example of particletrails angry_villager 
[[File:particletrails_angry_villager.png]]

[[Category:Plugins]]

Talk:ParticleTrails

2026-08-03T10:18:33Z

Yaode: Blanked the page

ParticleTrails

2026-08-03T10:17:42Z

Yaode: commands+image

'''ParticleTrails''' is a plugin that allows players to specify particles to appear at their back with the ''/particletrails'' command.

==Commands==
/particletrails <particle> 
/particletrails off

==Image==
Example of particletrails angry_villager 
[[File:particletrails_angry_villager.png]]

[[Category:Plugins]]

File:particletrails angry villager.png

2026-08-03T10:13:43Z

Yaode: The example of particletrails angry villager

== Summary ==
The example of particletrails angry villager

File talk:lorikaz.png

2026-08-03T10:11:17Z

Yaode: lmao, why have white stuff there?

Why did someone spill white stuff on this PNG?

Talk:ParticleTrails

2026-08-03T09:23:52Z

Yaode: need it?

add command syntax and the image show what it look like?

Weapons

2026-08-03T08:19:17Z

Yaode: Add category plugins

[[File:weapons.png|thumb|right|A slightly modified rendition of the Weapons GUI to remove the player inventory]]

'''Weapons''' is a plugin that provides the player with destructive weapons, which can be used to make the server go... [[Kaboom|kaboom!]]. It features an inventory-based GUI, and 11 total items.

==Items==

===Anvil Dropper===

Drops 25 anvils in a 5x5 configuration around the player.

===Archer===

Unleashes 20 spectral arrows in all directions around the player.

===Armageddon===

Fires 7 fireballs from the player's direction.

===Blobinator===

Throws a snowball from the player's direction, and upon that snowball impacting all blocks within a circular 4 block radius are turned into random wool colors.

===Grenade===

Throws an egg which explodes upon impact with a block or entity.

===Laser===

Shoots a dark cyan and red laser beam from the player's eyes which breaks any blocks it comes into contact with. It will also drop the item of the block, as if it had been broken in survival with the correct tool.

===Lightning Stick===

Summons a lightning bolt on top of the block you're looking at.

===Machine Gun===

Shoots a barrage of arrows in the direction of the player.

===Nuker===

Similar to the Armageddon, but it shoots only a single fireball with increased explosive power.

===Sniper===

Shoots a snowball on left click and gives you slowness on right click to emulate the scope of a sniper rifle.

===Explosive Crossbow===

A crossbow that will shoot explosive arrows, with a flame particle following them around. By default, it is enchanted with Multishot & Quick Charge V so it shoots more arrows and faster, but you can increase the enchantment levels to wreak havoc on the server.

==Known issues==

===Entity limits===
Entity-based weapons, like the Anvil Dropper, often run into the entity limit and are not unleashed to their full potential.

===Explosive arrow particles lingering===

Explosive arrow particles may occasionally linger.

[[Category:Plugins]]

Weapons

2026-08-02T23:27:29Z

Yaode: Small Fix

[[File:weapons.png|thumb|right|A slightly modified rendition of the Weapons GUI to remove the player inventory]]

'''Weapons''' is a plugin that provides the player with destructive weapons, which can be used to make the server go... [[Kaboom|kaboom!]]. It features an inventory-based GUI, and 11 total items.

==Items==

===Anvil Dropper===

Drops 25 anvils in a 5x5 configuration around the player.

===Archer===

Unleashes 20 spectral arrows in all directions around the player.

===Armageddon===

Fires 7 fireballs from the player's direction.

===Blobinator===

Throws a snowball from the player's direction, and upon that snowball impacting all blocks within a circular 4 block radius are turned into random wool colors.

===Grenade===

Throws an egg which explodes upon impact with a block or entity.

===Laser===

Shoots a dark cyan and red laser beam from the player's eyes which breaks any blocks it comes into contact with. It will also drop the item of the block, as if it had been broken in survival with the correct tool.

===Lightning Stick===

Summons a lightning bolt on top of the block you're looking at.

===Machine Gun===

Shoots a barrage of arrows in the direction of the player.

===Nuker===

Similar to the Armageddon, but it shoots only a single fireball with increased explosive power.

===Sniper===

Shoots a snowball at your direction with left click. Gives you the slowness effect to imitate the scope of a sniper rifle with right click.

===Explosive Crossbow===

A crossbow that will shoot explosive arrows, with a flame particle following them around. By default, it is enchanted with Multishot & Quick Charge V so it shoots more arrows and faster, but you can increase the enchantment levels to wreak havoc on the server.

==Known issues==

===Entity limits===
Entity-based weapons, like the Anvil Dropper, often run into the entity limit and are not unleashed to their full potential.

===Explosive arrow particles lingering===

Explosive arrow particles may occasionally linger.

Weapons

2026-08-02T22:40:07Z

Yaode: Information about weapon plugins

'''Weapons''' is a Bukkit plugin that implements various kinds of weapons.

== Commands ==
{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Command !! Alias !! Permission !! Description
|-
| /weapons || /weapon || weapons.command || Gives you a weapon
|}

== Weapons ==

=== Anvil Dropper ===
'''Feature:''' Drops 5x5 falling anvils at your coordinates

=== Archer ===
'''Feature:''' Summons 20 arrows 
'''Where it went:''' Each arrow with a random X/Y/Z vector between -15 and 15

=== Armageddon ===
'''Feature:''' Summons 7 fireballs (power 5) left to right 4 blocks each

=== Blobinator ===
'''Feature:''' Summon Snowball and replaces 4-radius area with same color wool 
'''Snowball name:''' "WeaponBlobinatorBall"

=== Grenada ===
'''Feature:''' Throws grenade and create 6 explosions 
'''Egg name:''' "WeaponGrenade"

=== Laser ===
'''Feature:''' Fires beam breaking 100 blocks 
'''Particle:''' Redstone dust with teal and red color

=== Lightning Stick ===
'''Feature:''' Strikes lightning at block (max distance 100 blocks)

=== Machine Gun ===
'''Feature:''' Shoot 20 arrows. 
'''Bullet:''' Hit livingEntity will gives Instant Damage III for 25 hours

=== Nuker ===
'''Feature:''' Summon fireball with power 8

=== Sniper ===
'''Feature:''' 
Left Click: Shoot snowball (12x velocity) 
Right Click: Gives Slowness VII for 25 hours

=== Explosive Crossbow ===
'''Feature:''' Same as crossbow 
'''Enchantment:''' Mulitshot and Quick Charge V 
'''Arrow name:''' "WeaponExplosiveArrow" 
'''Explosion Arrow:''' Create 4.9 explosions

== References Link ==
=== Minecraft ===
[https://minecraft.wiki/w/Block Block] 
[https://minecraft.wiki/w/Egg Egg] 
[https://minecraft.wiki/w/Anvil Anvil] 
[https://minecraft.wiki/w/Arrow Arrow] 
[https://minecraft.wiki/w/Crossbow Crossbow] 
[https://minecraft.wiki/w/Snowball Snowball] 
[https://minecraft.wiki/w/Fireball Fireball] 
[https://minecraft.wiki/w/Falling_Block Falling Block] 
[https://minecraft.wiki/w/Redstone_Dust RedStone Dust] 
[https://minecraft.wiki/w/Commands Commands] 
[https://minecraft.wiki/w/Explosion Explosion] 
[https://minecraft.wiki/w/Coordinates Coordinates] 
[https://minecraft.wiki/w/Thunderstorm#Lightning Lightning] 
[https://minecraft.wiki/w/Slowness Slowness] 
[https://minecraft.wiki/w/Instant_Damage Instant Damage]

=== Others ===
[https://github.com/kaboomserver/weapons/tree/master Weapons Plugin] 
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teal Teal] 
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_numerals Roman numerals]